"I don't have the receipt, I took the tag off, sorry my dog chewed it up, oh and I want cash back."
When someone asks you to check the stockroom for something, you go find it for them, you come back and they're gone.
Customers who want you to shop with them. Like bitch I have things to do and you're grown as **** acting like you don't know how to match up a shirt and jeans.
Customers who ask you how they look in things like I'm really gonna tell you you look like a Jimmy Dean sausage stuffed into a casing. I would be FIRED.
Customers with Walmart money who want Saks service