[accelgors]

in "I wanna **** you" akon says
" Shorty I can see you ain't lonely handful of ****** and they all got cheese,"
which just makes me think of a stripper dancing on a pole while a bunch of men offer her plates of cheese

[Aqim]

Originally posted by boodytay

I can't BREATH!!!!!

[Cheetos]

"Let us not forget who owns the throne. You do mommy!"

[Phil]

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

[boodytay]

Originally posted by Phil

They call it iconic

[Last Boy on Earth]

I want my unborn son to be like my daddy
I want my husband to be like my daddy
There is no one else like my daddy

I get so emotional daddy, every time I think of you
There is no one else like my daddy
No one else replace my daddy...

beyonce - daddy

this incestual song always gets me

[Last Boy on Earth]

Shakira's lyrics are the best

[Adir]

Tell me what you like yeah tell me what you don't
I could be your Buzz Lightyear fly across the globe

I am ‘ma a make you shine bright like you're laying in the snow
Burr

The BURR

Justin Bieber - Boyfriend

[Duca]

Rihanna's Stupid in Love:

This is stupid
I'm not stupid
Don't talk to me
Like I'm stupid
I may be dumb
But I'm not stupid

[boodytay]

Originally posted by Duca

Rihanna's Stupid in Love:

This is stupid
I'm not stupid
Don't talk to me
Like I'm stupid
I may be dumb
But I'm not stupid

Already posted it This is a staple in a hilarious lyrics thread.

[Chrome]

Originally posted by Maneater

Taylor Swift: Once upon a time, I believe it was a Tuesday

[NMZ]

Originally posted by Kiss N Tell

I might die when I forget how to breathe

Miranda Cosgrove - Kissing U

This thread is giving me life

[boodytay]

Originally posted by Chrome

It's "Once upon a time, I believe it was a Tuesday when I caught your eye", not "once upon a time, it was a Tuesday" of course.

[MSTI]

Ciara "High Price" - "Booty look softer than a McDonalds hamburger bun" nnn

[NMZ]

Originally posted by Duca

Rihanna's Stupid in Love:

This is stupid
I'm not stupid
Don't talk to me
Like I'm stupid
I may be dumb
But I'm not stupid

OMG
__________________________________________________ __________________________

Kelly Clarkson - Einstein

Dumb + Dumb = You

[Adir]

I'm buzzin' off these bubbles
I'm sippin' and I guzzle
I'm the ***** that says mazel tov
I bring the trouble
If they don't have no alcohol
Then I'm gonna smuggle
Some Rosé, Chandon, drink 'til I see double
She put boobies in my face and now I'm really seeing doubles
I took her to my place to blast off like the shuttle, wait
Kissing while we talkin'
So I'm speaking with a mumble
{*mumbles*}

[boodytay]

Originally posted by MSTI

Ciara "High Price" - "Booty look softer than a McDonalds hamburger bun" nnn

She needs to fire her writers.

[A Little Unruly]

Xtina - Sing for Me

When I open my mouth
There's no place to hide

[KillingYourCareer]

The first example I could think of is actually My Baby

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag

[cypriotpcdfan]

TBQH

Nicole Scherzinger's Whatever U Like

You charming me boy
Yeah boy, you're charming me
Just like this beat is gonna do
on the radio

And also Nicole's Right There

50, Nicole
It’s just another one
Another number one

The ultimate irony