She then bumped Jordin Sparks and said, "Jordin, I know you're a big fan of mine, please buy my new album 'Bionic'. I'm begging you." Jordin looked at her in despair....
Then the guy on the radio said "Just Kidding!" and Lady Gaga said she knew the whole time and was just using her Poker Face. She became friends with Xtina so she could kill her by making her listen to Not Myself Tonight.
But Christina wouldn't go down without a fight, so she took the vibrator on GaGa's night stand and slammed it down her throat watching GaGa shake profusely....and then they both drop dead.
Little do they know that Ciara was bathing in Perez's toilet. She creeps out of the toilet, anticipating a gunshot. To her shock she sees Perez's dead body. She picks up the phone and calls 911...
All Ke$ha heard was Blah Blah Blah, so she left the house and saw GaGa and Christina drive by in the ***** Wagon, pushing Beyonce out of the car. It left her starstruck.