Basic Artist: If the test shows that you stan for a basic artist please understand that this is not the end of the world. Being a stan of a basic bitch is no longer the death sentence that it was during Madonnaitis and Whitneyitis. Techonology has provided several viable options for basic bitches and stans of basic bitches. You and your favorite can still be seen and heard, despite the fact that no one wants to buy their 99 cent albums. The following are several very popular options for coping with life as a stan of a basic bitch:
- There's a good chance that your favorite artist has a reality show on tv, on the web, or in development.
- You can create an account on the message board of a relevant artist and annoy that artist's stans. It won't move unsold copies of your favorite's album out of the trunk of her 1989 Nissan Maxima, but you feel (temporarily) better to relieve some of your flop frustrations.
- Create YouTube videos accusing more relevant artists of being in the "Illuminati"
- Create blogs throwing not-so-subtle shade or just blatant disrespect at artists you perceive as a threat.