While being serenaded by Britney Spears herself, all he could focus on was the cawk dancing around him.
Joe has always loved the **** and he is fooling no one. He's **** buddies with Taylor Lautner and gives JBiebz his thrills undercover while Selena has her back turned.
They could have an open relationship so that Joe could still get dick and Taylor could still see other people and write songs about them... It'd work flawlessly.