Oh you have to do it with real artists
I've been planning my own label, HelloMello Records, since when I was 8. When I was 13 I even made my friend record an awkward song that eventually became a viral hit here in Italy
Now my artists would be Kayley Marie (a dumb blonde cheerleader from Oklahoma), Shawty Shaniqua (a sassy rapper), and Sandy B. Goldmen (a nagger hipster).