Meanwhile, back at the BreeditRaw headquarters, Miss Guel is seething because the only memorable thing she did last year was put her ***** on that poor girl's sideburns...
Rihanna's
Artist Bio
The story of Rihanna the **** Gobbler begins in the Def Jam Marketing department. Jay-Z was seeking new ways to pay his property taxes and support Beyonce’s $3 million a month wig habit. He was looking for an artist who did not speak or understand English that well and would be too stupid to ask for songwriting and production credits, thus allowing Def Jam to take a bigger cut of the profits.
One day he found Rihanna’s picture and profile on a website for teenage mail order brides of Barbados. He liked what he saw and had her shipped to America in a crate of mangoes. She arrived to America via FedEx 2-Day express.
2 weeks later she had 10 #1 singles.
Britney is an amazing entertainer whose vocal talent is rivaled only by Aretha Franklin and whose dancing is rivaled only by Michael Jackson. As far as musicianship, she played piano in concert that one time on that one song so that makes her just as good (if not, better) than Stevie Wonder.
It amazes me that any other day of the year you brain-dead twinks get your life from lip-synching and paraplegic choreography, yet last night was the night you decided to start having standards?
Drake
Hey guys...we're taking this a little too far...
Let's say we all go get pedicures, my treat!
If you need me to come pick you up, you gotta let me know now because my water aerobics class starts in 15 minutes. We can listen to Prism on the way
to the nail salon. Katy's vocals have really grown since the last album...
Britney is an amazing entertainer whose vocal talent is rivaled only by Aretha Franklin and whose dancing is rivaled only by Michael Jackson. As far as musicianship, she played piano in concert that one time on that one song so that makes her just as good (if not, better) than Stevie Wonder.