Cheryl will be the first animal to have legal custody over a human baby
I knew there was a reason I left that flop island
Harambney says otherwise
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According to reports, when Kevin Federline’s bodyguard showed up to collect Sean Preston and Jayden James, Britney locked herself in the bathroom with both boys and wouldn’t come out. She also refused to let the boys leave, so cops were called to the house. A source told PageSix.com that Britney was “hysterical and just wanted to keep the kids overnight.” The insider says that Britney wasn’t making any sense and “kept saying she wanted to stay with the kids.”
It doesn't matter. Godney delivered a glorious album full of glorious bops that us stans will love, cherish, and bop to forever more. She fulfilled her main purpose: providing high-quality bops for the gays.
Cheryl's beauty faded drastically when she became anorexic. Never lose too much weight, it will get rid of your baby fat in the face (which is what makes you look youthful). See also: Matthew McConaughey.
Cheryl's beauty faded drastically when she became anorexic. Never lose too much weight, it will get rid of your baby fat in the face (which is what makes you look youthful). See also: Matthew McConaughey.
Anorexia >>> whatever Law$uit did to become a hambeast
A mother refusing to hand her children over to a strange man A warrior fighting for the rights of the mentally disabled, who deserve to be with their children too
Meanwhile LUPUSGa's new tribute album to her lupus-ridden obese dead aunt will be so terrible that even an actual chimpanzee could have come up with better music
I wonder why her label never tried to make her happen in the States. I don't mean trying to get her a judging spot on the abortion that was US X Factor. I mean actually promoting / releasing her music there when it first came out.
A warrior fighting for the rights of the mentally disabled, who deserve to be with their children too 
