ANNOUNCER: Once again, Kacey Musgraves leads the country category with four nominations. Little Big Town and Sam Hunt follow with three. Congratulations to all!
She’s currently getting buzz for a longshot Oscar nomination. His new movie just premiered on Netflix. Give it up for Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner!
TAYLOR: You guys, I am SO excited to be here tonight to announce the nominees for Producer of the Year and Best Music Video. But I’m even more excited for you all to catch me in The Ridiculous Six, now streaming everywhere! By the way, Kristen, you were amazing in Clouds of Sils Maria. I’m SO proud of you for breaking the Twilight curse and taking your career to the next level.
KRISTEN: [barely audible mumbling] Thanks, Taylor. You’re so sweet. [spots FKA twigs in the audience] Umm, before we go on, I just want to take this opportunity to once again apologize to Rob. My momentary indiscretion caused so much pain and embarrassment. I never meant to hurt someone I love. But nobody knows dick **** about my personal life. Having it exposed to the whole world by the paparazzi was like my privacy being raped. I stand by every mistake I’ve ever made, so judge away. [continues to ramble incoherently]
ANNOUNCER: He’s your favorite things about country music, give or take a Carrie Underwood belt. Put your hands together for Luke Bryan’s ass!
ASS: The categories you really care about are right around the corner. We just have to get through these first. So as a bribe to keep you tuned in, I will be announcing the rock nominees…by shaking it for you.