ANNOUNCER: You’ve been eagerly anticipating her next album, which may never arrive. But she’s here tonight to announce the nominations in the pop categories. Give it up for Adele!
ADELE: Hello, lovelies! Have you missed me? I know the music industry has. It’s only been three years since I single-handedly saved them and they already need me to do it again. I’ve been having such a good playing mum with my new baby, Angelo, though, that I haven’t even had time to go get my heart broken and write another blockbuster album. Maybe soon. In the meantime, the producers have asked me here tonight, probably to goose the ratings a bit. I was like, “Why not?” So I hired a babysitter, slipped on a cute black dress and here I am! Let’s get to the nominees…
