A day in the life of Kim Kardashian. . . 7am: 6 hours of hair and makeup. 1pm: Call paparazzi to photograph her walking in and out of a door. 3pm: Glam squad hair and makeup touch ups. 4pm: Push Nori's empty baby stroller in front of TMZ headquarters building. 5:15: Take selfie at the gym with absolutely zero intention of working out. 6pm: spend 4 1/2 minutes playing with Nori. 7pm: spend 3 hours on the phone listening to one of Kanye's long and drawn out narcissistic rants on Givenchy leather jogging pants, notes on her wardrobe, and how ecstatic he is that Ricardo Tisci has decided to start waxing his balls. 10pm. PMK's notes on where Kim will be pushing around Nori's empty baby stroller tomorrow, 1,000 mg of oxycontin, and bedtime. . . Rinse and repeat!
I want The Lord to go dark but I want it to be natural progression and I've accepted that she just isn't there yet.
For her personal benefit I hope she never is but I want the music
