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Originally posted by YoYo
He will NEVER get into trouble.
He can hook up with a black trans prostitute like hugh grant, but these days people will probably say hes here for equality rights.
He can beat jessica up but she already has a dog face, people will think its one of his snl skits.
Any other scenarios?
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Hmmm what if he runs over (twice) a disabled, pregnant female? That's foolproof right?
But it will be spinned into ''TIMBERLAKE PERFORMS RARE C-SECTION ON A HIGHWAY, THE COUNTRY APPLAUDS''