This reminds me of an incident last week when a couple of friends and i had gone out, and this chick had brought a +1. I don't think the dumb **** had gone out before, cause he downed like half a bottle of vodka at once at the club. He didn't even wait for shots.Then he popped like 3 or 4 weed cookies right after.
The next thing the guy is out in the parking lot, talking about how demons had possessed him and only fried chicken could cure him, or some **** like that. He thought his date was a chicken leg, and he wanted to eat her at some point.
That said, i sorted that bitch out. I don't even know how he got home, but there was no way i was gonna let that guy anywhere close to my car.
