In typically subtle fashion, these songs are called Donatella and Fashion! (the exclamation mark is important because she's already released a song called Fashion). The oddest of the two clothes-based curios is Donatella, which opens with Gaga putting on a faux-stupid accent and intoning "I am so fab, I'm blonde, I'm skinny, I'm rich and I'm a bit of a bitch," before the album's worst lyric (even worse than Venus's "Uranus, don't you know my ass is famous") emerges in the first verse: "Walk down the runway but don't puke – you had a salad today, boulangerie!" If it's a tribute to the designer then it's very odd, and if it's a satire it's a bit too obvious. Fashion!, meanwhile, is saved only by its Daft Punk circa Discovery filtered guitar riff.
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