[GeezusHaberdash]

Let me tell you something about Jessie J. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend, Sammy, who was totally gorgeous, but then he moved to Indiana. And Jessie was, like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Sammy, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Jessie, I can't invite you, because I think you're a ****." I mean, I couldn't have a **** at my party; there're gonna be girls there in their bathing suits! I mean, right? She was a ****. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her- it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her. Then she came back in the fall for high school- ALL of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird



and... now I guess she's on crack.

[GeezusHaberdash]

fdghjk @ 2 ppl already banT from the room

[@michael]

alf;'ejgakgo;

[EarlyMorning]

You're unbanned Guero.

[GeezusHaberdash]

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my head hurts from laughing too much today

[@michael]

When he opens his arms and holds you close tonight, it just won't feel right. 'Cause I can love you more than this.

[GeezusHaberdash]

yes for Niall, the only one without chlamydia

[@michael]

Originally posted by GeezusHaberdash

yes for Niall, the only one without chlamydia

I feel like every live video I watch of them, he's never singing the chorus. What's the tea?

[Da beezness!]

Gimme the damn link. I wanna see who be naked.

[Da beezness!]

Give it to mother****ing me QUICKER. I ain't here for waiting any longer. Hurry the **** up.

[GeezusHaberdash]

Originally posted by Da beezness!

Gimme the damn link. I wanna see who be naked.

Originally posted by Da beezness!

Give it to mother****ing me QUICKER. I ain't here for waiting any longer. Hurry the **** up.

that chat room ended like 4 hours ago sister

[@michael]

Originally posted by GeezusHaberdash

that chat room ended like 4 hours ago sister

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[GeezusHaberdash]

Originally posted by @michael.

I feel like every live video I watch of them, he's never singing the chorus. What's the tea?

he must preserve his voice for belting on the verses

[Da beezness!]

Originally posted by GeezusHaberdash

that chat room ended like 4 hours ago sister

You need to adjust with France timezone.

BTW, who was it? I hope some hoe cap'ed it. I bet one did, I know how you do

[@michael]

Originally posted by GeezusHaberdash

he must preserve his voice for belting on the verses

Or he's just lazy and making his bandmates do all the work.
You can't be ugly AND lazy in this world and expect to be praised.

[GeezusHaberdash]

Originally posted by Da beezness!

You need to adjust with France timezone.

BTW, who was it? I hope some hoe cap'ed it. I bet one did, I know how you do

i dunno, i left when it started getting crazy.

[GeezusHaberdash]

Originally posted by @michael.

Or he's just lazy and making his bandmates do all the work.
You can't be ugly AND lazy in this world and expect to be praised.

Already Reported

[Mélina]

Originally posted by Da beezness!

You need to adjust with France timezone.

BTW, who was it? I hope some hoe cap'ed it. I bet one did, I know how you do

Sats recorded one of the boys cam. Ion know if he'll give it to you or something

[Da beezness!]

Ever since I started my Masters, you hoes be neglecting me, I am always so delayed with the arabica and ****. I always need to catch up with so much **** such as Sinny's coming out.

You need to pay homage, I'm a vet hoe. I'm OLD. Turning 24 soon. You need to show me some love, I won't be here any much longer.
Don't you wanna say "I knew this guy" when you see my mug on forbes? Don't you wanna jetset it up when I make it BIG? If you treat me right, you will have the opportinuty to fly internationaly and get out of the USA for a change.

Be smart and lick my ass now or never.

[GeezusHaberdash]

Originally posted by Da beezness!

Ever since I started my Masters, you hoes be neglecting me, I am always so delayed with the arabica and ****. I always need to catch up with so much **** such as Sinny's coming out.

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