[Buddy!]

Originally posted by iHype.

Eye win bitch

Is this supposed to be my birth certificate

[Joyride]

Originally posted by RatedG²

You'll get three

wouldn't mind! my sister is a single mom and I've pretty much helped raise my niece since I was 13, such a fun experience.

[LoKoPaNdA]

I think my roommate and suitemates used the word 'gay' like to say 'dude that's so gay'

Katy teas

[J a y]

[iHype.]

Originally posted by Buddha!

Is this supposed to be my birth certificate

It was time we told you.

[Bitchcraft]

Okay tbh Buddy you need to stop with these Mariah jpgs

[Buddy!]

Originally posted by LoKoPaNdA

I think my roommate and suitemates used the word 'gay' like to say 'dude that's so gay'

Katy teas

K

One of my coworkers says "that's so queer" all the time. Like...

Plus she's a 50+ year old woman

[wesleywalrus]

I'm cry my friend said he was going to meet me at 10pm and now it's 11pm and I'm already by the bar I'm now in a froyo place waiting for him messssss

[holocene]

Originally posted by Almodusa

I'm also father

Father.

[Buddy!]

Originally posted by iHype.

It was time we told you.

Someone call Jerry. Saroya, you have ha # on speed dial right

Originally posted by Bitchcraft

Okay tbh Buddy you need to stop with these Mariah jpgs

excuse me, they're already iconic.

[MAKSIM]

Originally posted by wesleywalrus

I'm cry my friend said he was going to meet me at 10pm and now it's 11pm and I'm already by the bar I'm now in a froyo place waiting for him messssss

I did that on my birthday, the night before Halloween for 1.5 hours in a straight bar when I left my coworker party to my party for friends. I was so mad I chain smoked a pack

[Almodusa]

Originally posted by holocene

Father.

Hey

[RatedG²]

I'm hungry but don't know what to eat

I also brushed my teeth and flossed so I don't wanna ruin my mouth (it's a bitch to clean braces) but my tummy is hungry.

What to do what to do...

[LoKoPaNdA]

This roommate is a way better guitar player and singer than the last one

[MAKSIM]

If I ever change my avi it is going to be of Jennifer Lumley from absolutely fabulous. I can't stop binge watching it.

[Buddy!]

Am I the only one who used to think Golden and iHype were the same person

[RatedG²]

Ryan

[MAKSIM]

Originally posted by RatedG²

Ryan

What do you want from me remmy/monte

[Joyride]

Originally posted by LoKoPaNdA

This roommate is a way better guitar player and singer than the last one

wait so not only he's intelligent but he can sing AND play instruments

[Theus]

yet again whitney slaying me tonight

an i turning into a little houstender