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I see West Coast was removed in the US as well. Will it ever return to the top 100?
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Basically Azealia Banks summed up into a song.
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Originally posted by Nicole
Katy is alone in the studio. It's late. Everyone has gone home. But in order to put her name on the new song Bonnie wrote for her, she needs to make some kind of contribution. She takes a colored sharpie. In big, loopy, glittery pink letters, she writes "Make it CUTER!" and underlines the 'cuter' twice. Pleased with herself, she grabs her purse and is about to head out when she hears a whimper.
She follows the sound down to the basement/office supply closet. She hesitates for a second before pulling the door open. Turns the light on. There, in the corner. Ke$ha. Handcuffed to the heavy supply cabinet. One eye completely bloodshot. Big clumps of hair torn out. Upper lip busted open. Feet bare, clothing torn, shivering. A gimp ball in her mouth to keep her from screaming. She whimpers again, like a pathetic wounded animal.
Katy is horrified. She runs to Ke$ha and pulls the ball out of her mouth. Ke$ha spits out a broken tooth and a dribble of blood.
"Please help me," she begs. "He's starving me. He says he'll keep me down here until I look like I belong on a stage instead of a Sears catalogue."
"Of course! We need to get you out of here! Where's the key?"
Ke$ha points a shaky broken finger at a key hanging on a hook in the wall. Katy makes a dash for the key. But suddenly she stops. She doesn't see the key anymore. Instead she sees a big glittery 1, like a gold star on top of a Christmas tree. The top of the Hot 100. What will happen if Luke finds out that she let her out?
Katy pretends to reach for the key, then suddenly grabs the gimp ball and SHOVES it back into Ke$ha's mouth. She flicks the light off and exists without another word, shutting the door behind her.
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GOODNESS
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nicole
Katy is alone in the studio. It's late. Everyone has gone home. But in order to put her name on the new song Bonnie wrote for her, she needs to make some kind of contribution. She takes a colored sharpie. In big, loopy, glittery pink letters, she writes "Make it CUTER!" and underlines the 'cuter' twice. Pleased with herself, she grabs her purse and is about to head out when she hears a whimper.
She follows the sound down to the basement/office supply closet. She hesitates for a second before pulling the door open. Turns the light on. There, in the corner. Ke$ha. Handcuffed to the heavy supply cabinet. One eye completely bloodshot. Big clumps of hair torn out. Upper lip busted open. Feet bare, clothing torn, shivering. A gimp ball in her mouth to keep her from screaming. She whimpers again, like a pathetic wounded animal.
Katy is horrified. She runs to Ke$ha and pulls the ball out of her mouth. Ke$ha spits out a broken tooth and a dribble of blood.
"Please help me," she begs. "He's starving me. He says he'll keep me down here until I look like I belong on a stage instead of a Sears catalogue."
"Of course! We need to get you out of here! Where's the key?"
Ke$ha points a shaky broken finger at a key hanging on a hook in the wall. Katy makes a dash for the key. But suddenly she stops. She doesn't see the key anymore. Instead she sees a big glittery 1, like a gold star on top of a Christmas tree. The top of the Hot 100. What will happen if Luke finds out that she let her out?
Katy pretends to reach for the key, then suddenly grabs the gimp ball and SHOVES it back into Ke$ha's mouth. She flicks the light off and exists without another word, shutting the door behind her.
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Can we get married? I do have one other best friend.
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Originally posted by Nicole
Katy is alone in the studio. It's late. Everyone has gone home. But in order to put her name on the new song Bonnie wrote for her, she needs to make some kind of contribution. She takes a colored sharpie. In big, loopy, glittery pink letters, she writes "Make it CUTER!" and underlines the 'cuter' twice. Pleased with herself, she grabs her purse and is about to head out when she hears a whimper.
She follows the sound down to the basement/office supply closet. She hesitates for a second before pulling the door open. Turns the light on. There, in the corner. Ke$ha. Handcuffed to the heavy supply cabinet. One eye completely bloodshot. Big clumps of hair torn out. Upper lip busted open. Feet bare, clothing torn, shivering. A gimp ball in her mouth to keep her from screaming. She whimpers again, like a pathetic wounded animal.
Katy is horrified. She runs to Ke$ha and pulls the ball out of her mouth. Ke$ha spits out a broken tooth and a dribble of blood.
"Please help me," she begs. "He's starving me. He says he'll keep me down here until I look like I belong on a stage instead of a Sears catalogue."
"Of course! We need to get you out of here! Where's the key?"
Ke$ha points a shaky broken finger at a key hanging on a hook in the wall. Katy makes a dash for the key. But suddenly she stops. She doesn't see the key anymore. Instead she sees a big glittery 1, like a gold star on top of a Christmas tree. The top of the Hot 100. What will happen if Luke finds out that she let her out?
Katy pretends to reach for the key, then suddenly grabs the gimp ball and SHOVES it back into Ke$ha's mouth. She flicks the light off and exists without another word, shutting the door behind her.
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Post of the year. 
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Originally posted by conseeded
Just give me the trees
And we can smoke it ya
Just give me the drink
And we can pour it ya
And my enemies they see me living now
And if you roll me then you'll be winning now
Song of the summer!
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i said I'm looking for myself
And I can't seem to findme
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I totally believe the rumor that Jolie screwed Gwen's husband. Not too long ago, I bumped into Gavin Rosdale at a market (which will go unnamed) and he was ogling me like a he wanted to eat me. He kinda seemed like a horn dog to me AND, he's much better-looking than he looks in pics. The pics do him no justice. He's VERY attractive. Imagine what Stefani looks like with no makeup. Probably like Jay Leno with a wig. It's no wonder that man has a wandering eye. I could've had him if I wanted to (but I don't screw married men)
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I'm dying.
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Coward is useless, kill him 
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Cap10Planet
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dkdkjkfk  damn, I didn't even notice
which one of you got my sister in christ banned?
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She's a freak herself. But most of those people are ex-stans now.
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Cap10Planet
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dkdkjkfk damn, I didn't even notice
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Does he even post outside SYG in order to get banned? 
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The BTW Ball in a nutshell
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None of them is hot 
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Cap10Planet
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dkdkjkfk damn, I didn't even notice
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