The oddest of the two clothes-based curios is Donatella, which opens with Gaga putting on a faux-stupid accent and intoning "I am so fab, I'm blonde, I'm skinny, I'm rich and I'm a bit of a bitch," before the album's worst lyric (even worse than Venus's "Uranus, don't you know my ass is famous") emerges in the first verse: "Walk down the runway but don't puke – you had a salad today, boulangerie!" If it's a tribute to the designer then it's very odd, and if it's a satire it's a bit too obvious.
I'm kind of mad at Gaga for consuming my whole weekend. I was supposed to catch up on a ton of work, but instead I spent all of Saturday morning searching for a HQ leak, then listening all day. Sunday was spent listening to ARTPOP, talking about ARTPOP, listening to Donatella, talking about Donatella, editing gifs of Donatella, living Donatella. #ARTPOPStruggle
