[Joyride]

Originally posted by RatedG²

Calves are cute. Poor people who have deflated legs

my calves are cute

https://instagram.com/p/yQIaknyqN3/

wish they were a little more defined but I like them

[accelgors]

Originally posted by Buddha!

omg so my coworkers were talking about first impressions and this girl (she's creepy af tho) said "when I first saw you I was like damnnn he's fine" then proceeded to say I had a cute butt

I work with weird people.

I said she scared me since she loves hanging out at cemeteries. Is that rude

omg i know this guy that went to a cemetery and took a selfie smiling next to a grave. i hope that dead person haunts him now

[Buddy!]

[Dylobs]

Originally posted by Joaquin

my calves are cute

https://instagram.com/p/yQIaknyqN3/

wish they were a little more defined but I like them

You've had this ready for a while haven't you

[RatedG²]

Originally posted by Joaquin

my calves are cute

https://instagram.com/p/yQIaknyqN3/

wish they were a little more defined but I like them

Yes your calves look good. If you wanna make them defined you could always just jog a few miles a day. But they look fine as it is

[Buddy!]

Originally posted by Dylobs

You've had this ready for a while haven't you

[holocene]

Originally posted by accelgors

omg i know this guy that went to a cemetery and took a selfie smiling next to a grave. i hope that dead person haunts him now

when I pushed you to start talking about your Twitter friends this is not what I meant

[6 Apple St]

I find Chicken Legs attractive and big meaty calves unappealing.

[RatedG²]

Originally posted by Buddha!

omg so my coworkers were talking about first impressions and this girl (she's creepy af tho) said "when I first saw you I was like damnnn he's fine" then proceeded to say I had a cute butt

I work with weird people.

I said she scared me since she loves hanging out at cemeteries. Is that rude

Well if it's a first impression then that's not rude lol

[Marvin]

Originally posted by Buddha!

omg so my coworkers were talking about first impressions and this girl (she's creepy af tho) said "when I first saw you I was like damnnn he's fine" then proceeded to say I had a cute butt

I work with weird people.

I said she scared me since she loves hanging out at cemeteries. Is that rude

I don't know why but I'm screaming at this

[accelgors]

Originally posted by holocene

when I pushed you to start talking about your Twitter friends this is not what I meant

too late get ready to hear more about the weird people i know

[RatedG²]

Originally posted by 113th Post

I find Chicken Legs attractive and big meaty calves unappealing.

I had chicken legs back in middle school

[Guernica]

me @ the cemetery being casual

[RatedG²]

Originally posted by Marvin

I don't know why but I'm screaming at this

What kind of screaming

this?

or this2?

[Almodusa]

Let's talk about fingernails

[Buddy!]

Originally posted by RatedG²

Well if it's a first impression then that's not rude lol

Here's the thing tho, once I said that she was like "oh"

I feel bad because she likes me but huntyyy hello?? I'm gay? How don't you get it

[Joyride]

oh my god how do I stop people that I used to follow from DMing me on Twitter

[holocene]

Originally posted by Buddha!

Here's the thing tho, once I said that she was like "oh"

I feel bad because she likes me but huntyyy hello?? I'm gay? How don't you get it

You have ANOTHER girl thirsting over you?

[accelgors]

my calves were bigger than the average person of my weight when i was in middle school and i was really insecure about it...i had no idea people actually like that

[Guernica]

Originally posted by Cupid

didn't I post these in here ages ago, stop appropriating my joke

soz I don't remember every single thing you've ever posted