That popstar conspiracy thread is so entertaining

Can we come up with an ATRL Survivor conspiracy thread? Or at least ATRL Survivor conspiracy time?
Edit: I'll start. Rumor has it that Sneakernight was composed by deranged jazz musicians trained in the dark arts. The song at first listen, is harmless, but contains special frequencies, undetectable by the human ear, that are capable of destabilizing atoms on a quantum level. When these atoms are rearranged, they are able to be synced with the electronic action potentials of the human brain. This can result in a temporary form of mind control as the destabilized ambient atoms can be used to create an impression or "memory" on unsuspecting human listeners of Sneakernight.