fff haven't I told this story before?
BadRomance/HabboB was my first account. Permabanned within the same week because the name was too long/ugly/messy.
I made Bad Romance but I was a HUGE mess, with cursing out Matty, sending death threats and being a total evil boy. I easily got my first 30-day ban and off I went. But I barely knew the rules so I just made another account like it was no big deal.

After that, that account (don't even remember the name) and Bad Romance were gone.
I had an ATRL friend (username Mitchie on here, but she doesn't come on too often anymore) that I talked to on Facebook. I talked to her about my situation and she told me that her sister (username Remeese, aka THIS ACCOUNT I'M USING NOW) wasn't using her account anymore and was willing to give it up. So she told me the password (she didn't have a lot of posts or anything, tho) and I immediately snuck on and pretended to be someone else. I had everyone going for about a month, though there were some similarities people could spot. I think I only told three people: Duca, someone else but I don't know who, and Beatfreak. Beatfreak and I knew eachother on another forum and then we got in some random fight and he blabbed. Then back to the slammer I went.
At this point, I was out of accounts and didn't even bother making anymore or whatnot. I just depended on Twitter and talking to mods but they got so annoyed with me that they told me the harsh truth that I wasn't coming back (like Celestial, for example.) Then one day, I asked someone to make a thread, and
THIS ICONIC MOMENT appeared. They were hesitant at first, but due to the positive demand, they were nice enough to let me back in.
BUT, they gave me 10 permanent warning points. And y'all know once you get to 20 points, you're done. And what do you know... I got 10 regular points, mixed with the 10 permanent ones, and I was gone once again.
That was February 2012, and then Matty tweets me something on August 2013 and tells me that ATRL rules have changed towards permabans and duplicates, and that I'm allowed back on. So I returned and here I am.

And since then, I've only gotten one ban (and one little three-day requested one.)
#RemHistory
*copies, pastes and saves in Notepad so I can just say this whenever someone else asks*