Miles has released one of the best albums of the year. Critics will turn around on this eventually. So many great tracks. She just can't lose either because she released it based on merit and art alone. Not everyone can say that. Miley won.
Rih: Has no artistic identity, just sings what shes told and can't perform. Messy attitude. Meh.
Taylor: Great songwriter and a lovely personality with a plethora of great songs.
Katy: The absolute pits of pop music. Talentless, evil moron who can't sing, perform or write music. Trash.
Gaga: Talent in all shapes and forms. Endlessly transformative diva that serves pop hits with depth.
Pink: Has had some good songs throughout the years, but plays too safe. A bit "flat" as an artist.
Britney: Defined the late 90s/early 00s. She's not an artist, but she has amazing charisma. Sadly, she went nuts.
Madonna: Has a lot of stamina and some iconic moments and great music, but can't sing well. She also tainted her legacy with a slew of crap albums in the last 8 years and desperation to appear young and hip.
Nicki: Good rapper, horrible personality. Opportunistic leech. Hasbeen.
Miley seems like the opposite of everything you said Meowster I imagine her to be constantly exclaiming how 'turnt' she is when smoking, eventually killing the vibe.
Katy just seems sweet and dumb. I don't have any issues with her, she's clearly somewhat fun underneath it all if she's out with Rihanna constantly.
No she's not sweet at all. She's actually quite calculating, and pretty bitter about other female artists. She tries so so hard to be funny and as if her image is "just a cheeky commentary!".
