Taylor's about to leak a story about her mum's cancer suddenly reaching stage 4.
Her assistants are going to hold her hands behind her back as they shave her bald & lock in her a cellar without food and water for weeks, until Taylor can conveniently post a picture of her dying in a hospital bed.
Watch Taylor Swift assasante her own family to save her career.
"Taylor... Don't... Do it...", her dying and crippling mother begs as she creeps closer to limbo. Taylor slithers over and wraps around Andrea's neck, crushing her own mother's cervical spine. "You know what they say, snakes line up against their prey ready to eat" right before she swallows Andrea's corpse whole. Taylor licks her lips of delight, knowing white America are going to believe the "Mrs Swift SWALLOWED WHOLE by anaconda in the Amazon" headline.
