Also, Axe body spray is literally the worst assault on my senses.
It makes me dizzy, my eyes water and get blurry, my nose gets ready to sneeze, my throat closes up. It's awful. It reminds me of high school jocks who thought they were so cool, but really just a bunch of tools.
I know, they should really have made the hours in a day longer, 24 is far too short considering we sleep for on average 8 hours of those 24, so we miss out on a lot.
Whoever thought lets made the world spin around in 24 hours was stupid (Then again I guess they mustn't have had much to do back then since there were no video games)
I'm so over it, I've been there and back
Changed all my numbers and just in case you're wonderin'
I got that new I'm-a-single-girl swag
Got me with my girls and we're singin' it
Sing!
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to
I know that you're gonna have it your way or nothing at all
But I think you're moving too fast
(Then again I guess they mustn't have had much to do back then since there were no video games)
