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Originally posted by Reinvention
WTF is Kesha doing? Like literally what has her day-to-day life been this year?  |
She just chills at home with her brother filming her as she paints her nails while Pebe makes funny jokes about her dating life! *slaps knee* Louie brings her to school for show and tell presentations and impresses the class with his sister who once dominated but now quietly resides in some ugly LA home with a smelly, bearded boyfriend. "You know her, she sang Timber and TiK ToK!", "oh yeah!" the class exclaims. Her manager Rebecca or whatever desperately calls up all the local colleges so Kesha can perform the oldest songs in her discography with her two inconsistent dancers and absolutely no back-drop or props. "Make sure you guys use the cheapest sounding backing tracks you can, sing the entire choruses for me while I do an ugly dance because I'm just too busy feeling the music to sing, and have some fat ugly manager visible at the side of the stage to demonstrate how professional I am". "Yep, this will definitely make my Instagram uglier" Kesha says after the show, as she uploads some ghetto pictures of her toes and random inanimate street objects. "Well, it's time to go back to LAX Airport and pretend I have a airplane to catch because that's the only place the paps care about me these days". Pebe interrupts -- "maybe you'll find your future boyfriend there! You have no friends. **** Dr Luke." *slaps knee*
