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Discussion: Misheard lyrics?
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Also the first time I heard telephone I thought it was "I'm Beyoncé, stop telephoning me"
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Actual Lyrics:
Baby, baby
When we first met
I never felt something so strong
You were like my lover
And my best friend
Misheard:
Baby, baby
When we first met
I never felt something so strong
You were like my mother
And my best friend
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Love More
Actual: Till we get it right, we gon **** some more
Misheard: TIll we get it right, we gon bop some more
The actual lines were much nastier.
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Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much
Actual: I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
Misheard: I can't believe you kiss your c*ck at night
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Taylor Swift - Come In With The Rain
Actual
I’ve watched you so long, screamed your name,
I don’t know what else I can say.
Just know I'm right here hoping that you come in with the rain
Misheard
I've watched you soda stream your name
I don't what else I can say
Just know I'm right here open but you come in with the rain
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Originally posted by Lippy
!!! I was like what the hell is sexy nothing...then I looked it up...and was like what the hell is such sweet nothing
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i honestly thought she was saying "sexy elephant" and i looked it up and it was "such sweet nothing"
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Rihanna - Stay ft. Mikky Ekko
Misheard: I threw my hands in the air, He said, "Throw me down the stairs".
Actual: I threw my hands in the air, said, "Show me something,"
What?
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Iggy Azalea - Fancy f/ Charli XCX
I heard: 'I'm so fancy, can't you taste this scone?'
Actual lyric: 'I'm so fancy, can't you taste this gold?'
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all of BEYONCÉ. Especially ghost
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Originally posted by JonJo486
Rihanna - Stay ft. Mikky Ekko
Misheard: I threw my hands in the air, He said, "Throw me down the stairs".
Actual: I threw my hands in the air, said, "Show me something,"
What?
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Sis
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Me and my friends messed with Dark Horse so now I hear
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"So you wanna play with my d*ck"
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instead of "magic"
In the beginning I heard this by myself though
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messed around I got a d*ck iiiiin
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instead of
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I messed around and got addicted
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Quote:
Originally posted by lousaysthings
Iggy Azalea - Fancy f/ Charli XCX
I heard: 'I'm so fancy, can't you taste this scone?'
Actual lyric: 'I'm so fancy, can't you taste this gold?'
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you know what
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Jumpin Jumpin by Destiny's child
Real:
Ladies leave yo man at home
The club is full of ballas and they pockets full grown
My ears':
Ladies leave ur man at home
The club is full of BOTTOMS and they pockets full grown
mess...
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Mariah Carey f/ Bone Thugs & Harmony - Breakdown
Actual: Well I guess I'm tryna be nonchalant about it, going through extremes to prove I'm fine without ya.
Misheard: Well I guess I'm tryna be nasha lala bala, going through these trees to prove I'm bout it bout it.
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In Britney's 'Cinderella'
"I used to be your girlfriend and I know I did it well"
"I used to be a dolphin and I know I did it well"
I honestly don't know where I got dolphin from.
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Quote:
Originally posted by lousaysthings
Iggy Azalea - Fancy f/ Charli XCX
I heard: 'I'm so fancy, can't you taste this scone?'
Actual lyric: 'I'm so fancy, can't you taste this gold?'
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I thought it was 'can't you eat this hoe'
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Mariah Carey- Fourth of July
I heard: Thunderclouds hung around so threateningly, hummun nus need hovering
Actual lyrics: IDEK and I'm not gonna look them up, because mine>>>>
I heard: Tanded up, we kissed goodnight, in where harst the brickway
Actual lyrics: See above
Mariah Carey- Babydoll
Misheard lyric #1: So I'll have a limo fly and I'll try drink you out of my head and I'll lay awake up clock till I'm high and I'll ****ing forget all about you until I wake up again
Misheard lyric #2: Still nothing best, ntwa dee say, nobody's lost, why didn't you call?
Actual lyrics: Still don't know
Mariah Carey- The Roof
Misheard lyric #1: It wasn't rainy yet, but it was definitely a little misty and a warmed over burned eye
Misheard lyric #2: Everytime, to feel up me, I envision you caressing me
Misheard lyric #3: And so we finished darmowaying, started feeling liberated
Misheard lyric #4: Asockikoja to the wind and started listening to my lonely heart
Misheard lyric #5: And feelings serviced out Sir Breasts for such a long long time, and for a while I loved the guy that so were hey, and melted with you as we stood there in the rain
Actual lyrics: ......
Mariah Carey- Breakdown
Misheard lyric #1: Immediately I pretended to be feeling somewhat alieved and that you'd never leave it was ok to just walk away from love, one thing that's in yielding in secret to me
Misheard lyric #2: Well I guess I'm tryna be non chill out about it
Misheard lyric #3: Ebernezer kinds of smile, gradually I'm dying inside, friends ask me how I feel, agalaka gain solay, cos I don't want to revay reflect that I'm suffering
Misheard #4: And it seems they haven't got a clue of the pain that injection is putting you through
Mariah Carey- Loverboy
I heard: Got myself a lover who knows what I like, Camille invites me over, I come every time
Mariah Carey- Don't Forget About Us
I heard: Helm leecher got your head all messed up, yeah that's that trickery
Janet Jackson- Doesn't Really Matter
I heard: Doesn't really matter what the ISE
Cause I'm in love with the enemy
Doesn't really matter what they believe
What matters to me is you're ledy ledy ledy for me
Mariah Carey- Bliss
I heard: Isn't it bliss to tell you right now, don't be so dude, say it aloud, ain't it a sweet, delicious and light, when you're in first to lie, vision of love coming outside, baby I been saying so long, devil inside my favorite dice, oh my loves goes...
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Mariah Carey- Clown
I heard: Taking my G5 20 minutes wasn't nauffy, but I guess you wouldn't know that's serai ah roe, consaudiffhsjdkfjgdkfgblow, youdofjnhghsjdjfknow, but you're just a puppet show, with the little boy inside on the sexy on low and cries, cries, cries
Toni Braxton- He Wasn't Man Enough
I heard: WhodubuthinkIam? Dochibodolimomyman? Bodachodaleyhimgosowaydeeyouwupagotsacareabouthim? LookinemelidsjxhurtwhemsnsooneImtheonewhosaidIdidn twanthimtowork, dontyouforgetIhadbirth, yeah yeah yeah (or something close to that)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Chimier
Toni Braxton- He Wasn't Man Enough
I heard: WhodubuthinkIam? Dochibodolimomyman? Bodachodaleyhimgosowaydeeyouwupagotsacareabouthim? LookinemelidsjxhurtwhemsnsooneImtheonewhosaidIdidn twanthimtowork, dontyouforgetIhadbirth, yeah yeah yeah (or something close to that)
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Quote:
Originally posted by beyawnse
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Quote:
Originally posted by Chimier
Mariah Carey- Clown
I heard: Taking my G5 20 minutes wasn't nauffy, but I guess you wouldn't know that's serai ah roe, consaudiffhsjdkfjgdkfgblow, youdofjnhghsjdjfknow, but you're just a puppet show, with the little boy inside on the sexy on low and cries, cries, cries
Toni Braxton- He Wasn't Man Enough
I heard: WhodubuthinkIam? Dochibodolimomyman? Bodachodaleyhimgosowaydeeyouwupagotsacareabouthim? LookinemelidsjxhurtwhemsnsooneImtheonewhosaidIdidn twanthimtowork, dontyouforgetIhadbirth, yeah yeah yeah (or something close to that)
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Toni's is nothing but mumbles, yes.
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