Liam Payne @Real_Liam_Payne 8 de abr. Ver traducción
Those days when your tough guy body guard is singing Beyoncé ... Just how safe am I #ToughGuysSingBeyonceToo
Liam Payne @Real_Liam_Payne 8 de abr. Ver traducción
Those days when your tough guy body guard is singing Beyoncé ... Just how safe am I #ToughGuysSingBeyonceToo
Implying that listening to feminine music makes you weak and unable to protect?
Those social justice Tumblrs will get him
Liam Payne @Real_Liam_Payne 8 de abr. Ver traducción
Those days when your tough guy body guard is singing Beyoncé ... Just how safe am I #ToughGuysSingBeyonceToo
"Human Rubik's Cube, get in here!" Dr Luke shouts from his office. He sounds angry. Her heart skips a beat as she reluctantly walks over.
She opens his office door. And never has a chance to duck. A moonman is flying at her. Before she can register that he has HURLED a VMA at her, the moonman strikes her temple. Blood trickles into her eye.
"One week! One ****ing week!" Dr Luke spins his laptop around to show her the world chart. Warrior has fallen off after just one week.
He gets in her face and screams, "Why can't you sell like Katy? Even braindead Britney sells better," tearing the hoop earring out of her lobe.
"I...I'll..I'll do better next time" she stammers, still dazed.
In response, a large slimy loogie lands in her face. "Get out of here, Geometry!"