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Originally posted by Dollas n Diamonds
oops looks like someones Mad they're faves last album is lesss Global than Taylords
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*Look, sweetheart, I paid $10M less for songwriting compared to my last album*
*The one you said was inspired by Adele?*
*Yes. Unfortunately it flopped since no one cared about me. They all focused on Adkins*
*We can always buy another baby if you want*
*Sweetheart, no one would believe I could have a baby while being 44*
*You've been lying about yourself for over 20 years, don't worry*
