Omg guys I can't breath.... for real and I just dropped my mac and cheese all over me.
Me: So what you doing now
Hussein: Can I ask you something?
Me: Sure
Hussein: Are you attracted to me? Please be honest
Me: Why you asking?
Hussein: Please answer. I need to know
Me: Yes I am.... but I still wanna be your friend
Hussein: What if you added boy in front of one of those words?
Me: Um....wait... aren't you straight?
Hussein: Nope I'm gay but very few people know. But please don't tell anyone. Are you gay or?
Me: Yes I am. I know you can't be attracted to me 'cause I'm ugly as **** haha
Hussein: No you're beautiful. So now I have another question
Me: Ok ask away
Hussein: Will you be my boyfriend?