I just randomly saw this GQ list, but so funny. I don't remember it ever being discussed on here.
http://www.gq.com/story/101-most-american-things
A List of the 101 Most American Things in 'Murica
1 - George Washington
2 - Apple pie
3 - Abe Lincoln’s beard
4 - Football
5 - Pickup trucks
6 - Country music
7 - Air conditioning
8 - Walking on the moon
9 - The Clintons
11 - BEYONCE
12 - Backwards baseball hats
13 - Kenny Powers
15 - Making lists about America
16 - Fireworks
17 - Lighting things on fire recreationally (see also: blowing things up recreationally)
18 - Fireflies
19 - Fire
20 - The word "y'all"
21 - Being good at the Olympics
22 - Calling sports teams that win American leagues WORLD champions
23 - Nick Offerman
24 - Making a game show out of surviving on an island where people actually live
25 - John Deere
26 - The Bushs
27 - That thing where we yell and gesture wildly at people who don’t speak American and think it’ll help
28 - The way we think everyone speaks American
29 - The way we think English is called American
30 - John Wayne
31 - Having food delivered
32 - Inner tubing
33 - Bald eagles
34 - Fried food
35 - Using a completely incomprehensible measuring system
36 - Having a piece of money worth 1/100th of a standard money unit
37 - NASCAR
38 - ****** beer
39 - The SEC
40 - Jorts
41 - Being loud
42 - The Home Run Derby
43 - Cut-off tees
44 - Having people sign your yearbook
45 - Spring Breaaaaaak
46 - Summer Camp
47 - Stretch Armstrong
48 - Pretending you’re from Canada when traveling
49 - Barbecue
50 - Corn dogs
51 - Walmart
52 - Oprah
53 - Adult illiteracy
54 - Going to your hometown for Thanksgiving
55 - Not admitting you’re at war when you’re clearly at war
56 - Leaving the "g" off of words but then putting the apostrophe so people know you know
57 - Grillin' 58 - Being gluten free 59 - Talking about being gluten free 60 - CrossFit
61 - Talking about doing CrossFit
62 - Protein shakes
63 - Timberlands
64 - Timbaland
65 - Putting clothes on dogs
66 - Pigs in a blanket
67 - Pigs in a blanket as a pizza crust
68 - Big League Chew
69 - Toppings
70 - Stephen Colbert
71 - Waiting in long lines for cupcakes
72 - Fish sticks
73 - Thinking frozen yogurt is healthy
74 - Laser tag
75 - Trans fats
76 - Buzz Lightyear
77 - Mobility scooters
78 - Kid Rock
79 - Splitting one check with five or more credit cards
80 - "Greek" life
81 - "Chinese" food
82 - Sweet tea
83 - Anything made out of Nerf material
84 - Fruit Roll-Ups
85 - Slip'N Slide
86 - The Creation Museum
87 - Honey Boo Boo
88 - Play-Doh
89 - Power tools
90 - Apple picking
91 - Your mom joining Facebook 92 - Throwing peanut scraps on the floor at baseball games
93 - Defending baseball as the national pastime even though it's not the national pastime
94 - "WOOOOO!"
95 - Fist-pumping
96 - Mobility scooters (again) 97 - Bulk food shopping
98 - Extreme coupon-ing
99 - Extreme anything-ing
100 - Crystal meth
101 - Miley Cyrus