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Originally posted by holocene
I'm the exact same when I'm on my period except for a couple days beforehand my lady parts get extra excited..
This is just anatomy plz don't warn me

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My husband knows the schedule:
2 days leading up to it: cash in, NOW.
1st day: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to _______" [some tiny action that doesn't matter]
2nd day: if you can dodge a knife, you can dodge a ball
3rd day: "I'm sorry I made you _______" [something I DID, but it's his fault]
4th day: "No, it's fine that you tried to kill me. I love you."
Repeat 12 times a year.