You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl pls
You: Heyyyyy
You: 19 f usa
Stranger: ohh fine
Stranger: i m 15 boy here
You: Are you horny?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: u?
You: like **** i am horny
Stranger: woow
You: I will do ANYTHING you want
You: As long as you do one tiny little favor for me.
Stranger: what s that ?
You: Buy "You & I" by Lady Gaga on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/you...76?i=438731945
You: Then I will do ANYTHING upon your request
Stranger: i cant buy
Stranger: thx
Stranger: we can chat normally
You: Well, I can't do anything for you
Stranger: ok
You: If you don't buy that
Stranger: chat with me ?
You: No. I will take my tight ass and d cups and move onto the next eligible male, thank you.
Stranger:
Stranger: but i m not horny
Stranger: and wanna chat normally
You: It didn't have to be sexual things I'd do for you.
You: I'm also very wealthy.
Stranger: uhmm
You: I could get you anything you need.
Stranger: buy the album
You: No, I already have it.
Stranger: of lady gaga then
You: You see, I am her sister.
You: Natali Germanotta.
You: I want to boost her sales
You: If she doesn't meet her quota, her label is dropping her.
Stranger: but no need to do this
Stranger: she is already best
You: If her label drops her, she said she'd kill herself.
You: She has no chance of going #1 with this one.
You: That is why I am helping my dearest sister, Stefani Angelina Joanne Germanotta.
You: It was our dying aunt Joanne's wish for her to become succesful.
Stranger: ok ok
Stranger: wait
Stranger: i try to buy
You: Okay. Thank you.
You: This means the world to me.
Stranger: oohh
Stranger: dont mind
Stranger: i wanna help u
Stranger: opening itunes
Stranger: oops
Stranger: mommy calling
Stranger: but be sure i ll buy of it
You: Okay.
You: Thank you.
Stranger: i love her too
Stranger: c ya
You: Bye.
Stranger: byee
You: May the lord bless our aunts soul
You have disconnected.
, by the way why did you unfollowed me, i thought we had something you know.......
