13. She writes letters to the first lady in 3rd person.
69. Gaga must be friends with her because she likes hanging out with people uglier than her, and that's extremely hard to find.
86. She has quotes like "y'all talk so proper here in England"
94. She makes Katy perry and ke$ look global.
95. She makes p!nk look like a victoria secret model
141. Her inhospitable uterus.
