Its the same building. Are we 100% sure thats the Capitol Records building?
January
M (Katy's management): Katy it's been over two years since your last album, the GP is moving on to Taylor Swift and Rihanna and the fans are turning on you too *shows her screenshots of the Katy base calling her a hag, complete hasbeen, loser etc.*
Katy: Let them say what they want to say. When the album is ready, they won't even think about the wait.
M: But it's been so long. Tell us, have you been working on anything?
Katy: I've been working on my personal life. Getting a man, spending time with my close friends Mia and Cleo and taking care of my dog.
M: ...
Katy: Don't worry, I'll start writing eventually. When I feel more ~inspired~.
M: The other thing we wanted to talk to you about was Dr. Luke...
Katy: I'm still working with him. I don't care what that hoe Kesha says, I need my hits.
M: Okay. As long as you're fine with it.
Katy: Yep, ok now I have to go to a day spa and get a mud mask and meditate with Cleo, bye *zips up Adidas tracksuit and shadily leaves building*
April
M: So Katy, how's the album going?
Katy: It's nearly done! Luke and Bonnie sent me through 8 tracks and I picked 6 of them, changed a word and took main writing credit, Sia wrote 2 songs for me but I rejected them in favor of one of her Adele rejects so I can get a Grammy nod, Kacey wrote me some country songs so I can appeal to Taylor's old fanbase and I wrote a ballad with Greg for Prism that didn't make the cut that I can just tack on the end, no one will know.
M: Really? So just a few tracks left then? Any thoughts on who you'd like to work with?
Katy: Well I've been contacted by Major Lazer, Calvin Harris, Zedd, M83 and Rihanna's teams to do a collab but I'm not really feeling any of it. I want a Fetty Wap collab, and maybe get RiFF RAFF on it again too!
M: ...
Katy: Speechless? I know, it sounds great. Well, I gotta go, a doggie don't take care of itself now y'all *in a bad country accent, zips up Adidas tracksuit and skips out*
January
M (Katy's management): Katy it's been over two years since your last album, the GP is moving on to Taylor Swift and Rihanna and the fans are turning on you too *shows her screenshots of the Katy base calling her a hag, complete hasbeen, loser etc.*
Katy: Let them say what they want to say. When the album is ready, they won't even think about the wait.
M: But it's been so long. Tell us, have you been working on anything?
Katy: I've been working on my personal life. Getting a man, spending time with my close friends Mia and Cleo and taking care of my dog.
M: ...
Katy: Don't worry, I'll start writing eventually. When I feel more ~inspired~.
M: The other thing we wanted to talk to you about was Dr. Luke...
Katy: I'm still working with him. I don't care what that hoe Kesha says, I need my hits.
M: Okay. As long as you're fine with it.
Katy: Yep, ok now I have to go to a day spa and get a mud mask and meditate with Cleo, bye *zips up Adidas tracksuit and shadily leaves building*
April
M: So Katy, how's the album going?
Katy: It's nearly done! Luke and Bonnie sent me through 8 tracks and I picked 6 of them, changed a word and took main writing credit, Sia wrote 2 songs for me but I rejected them in favor of one of her Adele rejects so I can get a Grammy nod, Kacey wrote me some country songs so I can appeal to Taylor's old fanbase and I wrote a ballad with Greg for Prism that didn't make the cut that I can just tack on the end, no one will know.
M: Really? So just a few tracks left then? Any thoughts on who you'd like to work with?
Katy: Well I've been contacted by Major Lazer, Calvin Harris, Zedd, M83 and Rihanna's teams to do a collab but I'm not really feeling any of it. I want a Fetty Wap collab, and maybe get RiFF RAFF on it again too!
M: ...
Katy: Speechless? I know, it sounds great. Well, I gotta go, a doggie don't take care of itself now y'all *in a bad country accent, zips up Adidas tracksuit and skips out*
January
M (Katy's management): Katy it's been over two years since your last album, the GP is moving on to Taylor Swift and Rihanna and the fans are turning on you too *shows her screenshots of the Katy base calling her a hag, complete hasbeen, loser etc.*
Katy: Let them say what they want to say. When the album is ready, they won't even think about the wait.
M: But it's been so long. Tell us, have you been working on anything?
Katy: I've been working on my personal life. Getting a man, spending time with my close friends Mia and Cleo and taking care of my dog.
M: ...
Katy: Don't worry, I'll start writing eventually. When I feel more ~inspired~.
M: The other thing we wanted to talk to you about was Dr. Luke...
Katy: I'm still working with him. I don't care what that hoe Kesha says, I need my hits.
M: Okay. As long as you're fine with it.
Katy: Yep, ok now I have to go to a day spa and get a mud mask and meditate with Cleo, bye *zips up Adidas tracksuit and shadily leaves building*
April
M: So Katy, how's the album going?
Katy: It's nearly done! Luke and Bonnie sent me through 8 tracks and I picked 6 of them, changed a word and took main writing credit, Sia wrote 2 songs for me but I rejected them in favor of one of her Adele rejects so I can get a Grammy nod, Kacey wrote me some country songs so I can appeal to Taylor's old fanbase and I wrote a ballad with Greg for Prism that didn't make the cut that I can just tack on the end, no one will know.
M: Really? So just a few tracks left then? Any thoughts on who you'd like to work with?
Katy: Well I've been contacted by Major Lazer, Calvin Harris, Zedd, M83 and Rihanna's teams to do a collab but I'm not really feeling any of it. I want a Fetty Wap collab, and maybe get RiFF RAFF on it again too!
M: ...
Katy: Speechless? I know, it sounds great. Well, I gotta go, a doggie don't take care of itself now y'all *in a bad country accent, zips up Adidas tracksuit and skips out*
I ****ing hate you because this is so ****ing accurate
January
M (Katy's management): Katy it's been over two years since your last album, the GP is moving on to Taylor Swift and Rihanna and the fans are turning on you too *shows her screenshots of the Katy base calling her a hag, complete hasbeen, loser etc.*
Katy: Let them say what they want to say. When the album is ready, they won't even think about the wait.
M: But it's been so long. Tell us, have you been working on anything?
Katy: I've been working on my personal life. Getting a man, spending time with my close friends Mia and Cleo and taking care of my dog.
M: ...
Katy: Don't worry, I'll start writing eventually. When I feel more ~inspired~.
M: The other thing we wanted to talk to you about was Dr. Luke...
Katy: I'm still working with him. I don't care what that hoe Kesha says, I need my hits.
M: Okay. As long as you're fine with it.
Katy: Yep, ok now I have to go to a day spa and get a mud mask and meditate with Cleo, bye *zips up Adidas tracksuit and shadily leaves building*
April
M: So Katy, how's the album going?
Katy: It's nearly done! Luke and Bonnie sent me through 8 tracks and I picked 6 of them, changed a word and took main writing credit, Sia wrote 2 songs for me but I rejected them in favor of one of her Adele rejects so I can get a Grammy nod, Kacey wrote me some country songs so I can appeal to Taylor's old fanbase and I wrote a ballad with Greg for Prism that didn't make the cut that I can just tack on the end, no one will know.
M: Really? So just a few tracks left then? Any thoughts on who you'd like to work with?
Katy: Well I've been contacted by Major Lazer, Calvin Harris, Zedd, M83 and Rihanna's teams to do a collab but I'm not really feeling any of it. I want a Fetty Wap collab, and maybe get RiFF RAFF on it again too!
M: ...
Katy: Speechless? I know, it sounds great. Well, I gotta go, a doggie don't take care of itself now y'all *in a bad country accent, zips up Adidas tracksuit and skips out*
January
M (Katy's management): Katy it's been over two years since your last album, the GP is moving on to Taylor Swift and Rihanna and the fans are turning on you too *shows her screenshots of the Katy base calling her a hag, complete hasbeen, loser etc.*
Katy: Let them say what they want to say. When the album is ready, they won't even think about the wait.
M: But it's been so long. Tell us, have you been working on anything?
Katy: I've been working on my personal life. Getting a man, spending time with my close friends Mia and Cleo and taking care of my dog.
M: ...
Katy: Don't worry, I'll start writing eventually. When I feel more ~inspired~.
M: The other thing we wanted to talk to you about was Dr. Luke...
Katy: I'm still working with him. I don't care what that hoe Kesha says, I need my hits.
M: Okay. As long as you're fine with it.
Katy: Yep, ok now I have to go to a day spa and get a mud mask and meditate with Cleo, bye *zips up Adidas tracksuit and shadily leaves building*
April
M: So Katy, how's the album going?
Katy: It's nearly done! Luke and Bonnie sent me through 8 tracks and I picked 6 of them, changed a word and took main writing credit, Sia wrote 2 songs for me but I rejected them in favor of one of her Adele rejects so I can get a Grammy nod, Kacey wrote me some country songs so I can appeal to Taylor's old fanbase and I wrote a ballad with Greg for Prism that didn't make the cut that I can just tack on the end, no one will know.
M: Really? So just a few tracks left then? Any thoughts on who you'd like to work with?
Katy: Well I've been contacted by Major Lazer, Calvin Harris, Zedd, M83 and Rihanna's teams to do a collab but I'm not really feeling any of it. I want a Fetty Wap collab, and maybe get RiFF RAFF on it again too!
M: ...
Katy: Speechless? I know, it sounds great. Well, I gotta go, a doggie don't take care of itself now y'all *in a bad country accent, zips up Adidas tracksuit and skips out*
Scah-reaming
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Originally posted by h.u.r.r.i.c.a.n.e
I want a Gaga collab. srsly.
Can't have her being overshadowed on her own album
Katy is legit trending on my FaceBook because of that stupid convent
Originally posted by Randy Salmon @ Yesterday at 2:08pm on FB
hmmm...i didn't think Katy Perry could get any hotter...but she just did....buying a pimped out covenant to live in...
marry me Katy Perry..i'll never leave you like Russel Brand and I'm hella thin and scruffy looking just like him....
and not a total doofus tinfoil hat lunatic...partially..but not totally...ask Craig...he'll tell you...
Katy getting those religious bible pushers What a demographic!
Regina's Vogue photoshoot. Even worse than Katy's one for Vogue Japan or whatever with the short hair and pink dress. At least Katy hasn't fallen that far yet.
Regina's Vogue photoshoot. Even worse than Katy's one for Vogue Japan or whatever with the short hair and pink dress. At least Katy hasn't fallen that far yet.
Anyways, I'm glad I was able to come out of yesterday's tiff with a certain stanbase without earning a single WP. Sad to say some of my opponents were...less successful.
at sarah hudson calling stefani "lady queefa" on snapchat cuz she wore real fur....check it kittykats
What a demographic!
Even worse than Katy's one for Vogue Japan or whatever with the short hair and pink dress. At least Katy hasn't fallen that far yet.
it's like Walking on Air