[BLaCKPoWeR]

Oh wow.

[Kang.]

[Gangsta4alife]

Originally posted by fortheloveofmusic

Idk who that is

I used to think that the singer/actress Cher was part black

Seriously if anything I thought Cher was like Native American or hispanic

[Kang.]

That is in response to the second definition listed.

[BLaCKPoWeR]

Urban Dictionary is always a nifty tool to use when you people start making up words and ****.
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"Clark"

Originally posted by Urban Dictionary

A square jaw as hard as granite, that can cut you just by looking at it. Gorgeous hair and built like Tarzan, this is a gentle beast of a man. Clark is the guy who turned down Dos Equis when they wanted to have him be their spokesman for the most interesting man in the world. While his looks are outstanding, they are only out done by his brains. Sharp as a razor blade, and quick as a whip, you do not want to challenge this fellow to a game of words with friends. Unless you like to lose, a lot. This is the type of guy who will arm wrestle a biker and win, and then turn around and sing a lullaby to a baby to put them to sleep. He's the perfect man, wrapped in the perfect man.
Dude, you just won the nobel peace prize, found the cure for cancer and delivered a baby, you are so Clark.

A man who loves you no matter what. A superhero of sorts. When you meet a Clark you will know he is special. Clarks are genuine, and kind. Clarks try to "save the day" in any situation. They may be easy going, and mild mannered, but they really are Superman in disguise
Look at that Clark he is really a super guy

Males by the name of Clark are among the most irresistible beings on the planet. Clark is very well-rounded: a model citizen, a tremendously skilled athlete, a virtuoso musician, and as if that weren't enough, he has devastatingly good looks. Although you may typically find Clark looking ultra suave in a tuxedo, crowds gather when he goes shirtless to catch a glimpse of his chiseled Greek-God-like body. Clark is a friend to a diverse group of people, but all are envious of him, and wish to someday be like him, though he is too modest to take note.
Girl 1: You saw Clark at the beach?! What was it like to see such shirtless perfection?
Girl 2: It was like... the Mona Lisa of abs.
buy clark mugs & shirts

[Kang.]

Matt
ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.

Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing

Matt
An extremely good looking male, otherwise known as a Sexy Beast. Throughout history, Matts have been known to be an exceptional specimen of the human male. The 'Matt' are often popular due to their social adeptness.

Girl 1: Hey, did you see that new movie 300? It was kick ass.
Girl 2: Of course! It was like a movie of 300 half-naked Matts!

Matt
He is handsome, intelligent, fun, funny, charming and sweet. He also has the most incredible eyes I have ever seen in my life, you can lose yourself in them. Once you get past the eyes, he has these kissable lips to die for and he sure knows how to use them! I am always starving for more.

Matt is this amazing guy. His heart is full of so much love. Once he lets you into his heart there is no escape. If you are that lucky person to get captured, make sure you never let go because he is everything you will ever want.

Matt completes me in more ways than one.

:abduct:

[BLaCKPoWeR]

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"Clark"

To thwack, a blunt hit.
I clarked him in the face with a brick.

I had no idea. I'm gonna start using this.

a sexual position. Accomplished by the woman doing squat thrusts on the seated male member. Up and down. Classically down on the couch on a group of drunken friends. Also can be a verb. i.e. clarking
Me and my bitch clarked last night.

[Kang.]

Me and my bitch clarked last night.

[Katamari]

Brandon

The most AMAZING person alive.

a guy with a huge dick

The most amazing boy i have ever held a conversation with.
He makes me smile.

A godly man that carries himself with pride and dignity and loves only one woman. His sexual prowis is legendary and craved by women near and far but experienced by very few.
That guy is such a Brandon!!

worship lessors

[i spit on haters]

Seems legit to me.

[MP2K]

Originally posted by i spit on haters

What does trade mean? several members on here said my voice is trade but I don't always get some of the gay lingo.

Trade.

T-R-A-D-E

A MAN... ... that just happens to sleep with other men or we at least think he does lowkey, but you wouldn't even know because he appears to be masculine and his voice is deep enough to get some p*ssy wet.

Examples: Hooligan, Drais., SLAYANA NAVY, myself (of course) etc.



Slave.

S-L-A-V-E

The opposite.
The queen, the sissy, and the trades property (get it? slave).

Examples: Sinny, Kunty, BlackPower., etc.



When the two unite they are called the SLAVE TRADE.

/ Black History Lecture

You see.. just like the n word we turned a negative into a positive.

[BLaCKPoWeR]

I will clark you in the face.

[MP2K]

U aint gon do shid

[i spit on haters]

lawd.

[fortheloveofmusic]

Why did Beyonce feel the need to record her own version of "In Da Club" back in the day?

[Callisto.]

Originally posted by fortheloveofmusic

Why did Beyonce feel the need to record her own version of "In Da Club" back in the day?

Cause she wanted to bitch.
The **** you gone do about it?

[i spit on haters]

Originally posted by Callisto.

He is my spirit animal.

Who is that?

[Kang.]

[i spit on haters]

I'm not hatin' I'm just tellin' yew.

[Callisto.]

Originally posted by i spit on haters

Who is that?

Me