2. Nina Pennington & Steve Jobs
Posted on August 9, 2012
According to the latest edition of “The Observers Guide to Rockstars”, having a hot girlfriend is a requirement for being a rockstar. Tommy Lee had Pam Anderson, David Bowie has Iman, and Mick Jagger and Rod Stewart each married a whole slew of supermodels. Gene Simmons landed a seriously reconditioned Playboy centerfold even after she discovered he wears a really seedy wig. Yes, to be a rockstar you must have a hot chick, even if you have to go under the hood and replace all the worn out parts with aftermarket material.
I’ve got a guitar, I’ve got a pair of really awesome sunglasses and I have a hot girlfriend in Nina Pennington, so my life should be all groovy. It isn’t.
The problem is Nina Pennington. Don’t get me wrong, she’s gorgeous. The problem is that even though they are making a movie about me, she is still way more famous than I am. It’s nerve-racking. She’s got thirteen million Twitter followers, thirty-three million Facebook fans – not to mention her own line of perfume.
What happens if I get a zit on my nose, or if I fart? I can see her reaching for her diamond studded iPhone and Tweeting what a loser I am.
I just wrote a song about it. It’s called ‘My Life Sucks and My Girlfriend Doesn’t’ and I recorded it with some Italian friends of mine called Armed Venus. You can download it on ITunes for ninety-nine cents, or almost as much as I got for selling my life story to a big shot Hollywood producer. Steve Jobs gets a big chunk of that ninety-nine cents if you decide to buy it. It won’t do him any good though because he’s dead. With the gazillion dollars he made, he should have fallen off his wallet and bought a copy of “While I’m Dead…Feed the Dog”. the only book which guarantees you immortality or double your money back. The poor cheap bastard.
It’s a cautionary tale.
Ric Browde, the author of the book, wrote this article on his website. I'm guessing he wrote it as Ric Thibault, the character in the book.
Don't like the commercial though. Seems so low budget.
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Originally posted by Selxo
Ric Browde, the author of the book, wrote this article on his website. I'm guessing he wrote it as Ric Thibault, the character in the book.
lol, awesome.
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That DOL commercial seems a a bit cheaper than all the other one's. My favorite will always be the one with LYLALS. Y'all think this might help HTL?
IA.
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Selena on set today!
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A couple more!
Also someone asked Dylan about Feed The Dog during his live chat.
i asked him to talk a little bit about the movie and who hes working with and what not.
Dylan said he hasn't worked with Selena much yet on Feed the Dog but he will be working with her more in the next few weeks.
Dylan said Feed the Dog has a lot of improvisation. It reminds him of the movie American Horrors cuz it has a crazy twisted element to it.
Excited about the twisted element.
She looks cute. Looks like a nursing outfit or something. Maybe they use that for the hospital scenes? They were shooting at a hospital right?
Excited about the twisted element.
She looks cute. Looks like a nursing outfit or something. Maybe they use that for the hospital scenes? They were shooting at a hospital right?
Thank you. The three negative user reviews are Lana, Lana's other account and Gabe.
I was thinking more of a diner but a hospital makes sense.
Brit's outfit for her new commercial reminds me of Selena's tour outfit.
Was looking through and was reminded of this pic. She looks so pretty here
Love her hair that length
Inspring the queen of pop
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What do you mean?
i mean a lot of artists had an theme for each era (Beyonce, Gaga, Britney, P!nk) and the theme continues throughout each "era" or ALBUM. We see that theme in music videos, outfits and even performances and the theme is wrapped around a tour. It's all a marketing ploy and that's why they are so successful nowdays
maybe selena makes music for fun, but i wasn't that sure until someone told me lately that selena's theme for the WTSGD era was a summer anthem type of vibe so that's why i wanted to hear some opinions from you guys