Highest score: 10 x4 (jinzo, Ace Reject, lovesong, Regina George)
Person who Ace Reject needs to ban: VJoker for his NAPPY-ASSt LOOKING 0 x1
An unflattering picture of BilLEGENDie Piper:
Acts of treason on the Queen are forbidden.
Ya'll bitches ain't ****. Billie co-penned this lead single smash for her second album, Walk of Life. The video sees her serving Britney Jean Spears realness in a number of areas, including a launderette. The reason she was at the launderette is because she was cleaning up the industry after your messy fave left sh!t on it.
Jinzo's verdict: 10 The best song in the best year of pop this rate has.
An unflattering picture of what 'Heaven' might be like:
Unlike many Eurodance smashes, Heaven managed to smash in the US too, peaking at #8 on the Hot 100. In the US, it's reputed to have sold around 500,000 copies. The vocals are courtesy of an artist called 'Do', whose full name is Dominique Rijpma van Hulst. Try saying that with a mouthful of food.
Jinzo's verdict: 10 Stone-cold dance classic. So much better than anything 'dance' that is peddled out nowadays.
