Today the strangest thing happened! A straight guy was talking, "did you know Rihanna has no 100% sold out tour dates so far? And this is a main pop girl." "Flop!" his bros replied; then they took the shot of Jack I poured them.
You can tell if someone is older than 25/confused about how things work in this day and age () when they use the whole "not real sales!!!!!" thing as a drag. Yeah, guess what? Streaming is the main determinant of popularity now.
I just heard someone drive by blasting Same Ol Mistakes, an Anti album track; it was loud enough for me to hear in my living room on the second floor at 3:45AM.
Kesha, lmfao. It's been fun.
She heard the news; sighed; put in a Toaster Strudel.
Looks at her cat: "well Peeeps... it's been a good run!", turns on Law & Order.
$hackle is totally deleted now. At least she went out with tons of headlines and more publicity than artists like Miguel will ever, ever have (alongside an era as big as Animal).
Whoa... didn't realize that that's actually true til I wrote it.
"She's a martyr," is being whispered among the lips of teenage girls and pop music fans everywhere. She will be missed, frankly.
) when they use the whole "not real sales!!!!!" thing as a drag. Yeah, guess what? Streaming is the main determinant of popularity now. 
