I literally YELPED when I saw some queen on Tumblr make a text post that said "Just bought Beyonce's new album on iTunes & I'm not even a fan."
My family was all in the kitchen because we were celebrating a birthday.
I screamed "OMG BEYONCE JUST RELEASED A NEW ALBUM ON ITUNES WITHOUT ANY WARNING!!!! UGGHHHHH!!". Everyone just stared at me, looking very concerned. My mom said "......Okay?"
I yelled "THIS IS EVERY GAY MAN'S DREAM."
The whole kitchen was just like "

"
My dad says "Why would that be every gay man's dream...?"
Then I was like "

"... I realized my sudden outburst & quickly ran downstairs to have my breakdown quietly & privately.
