I just found out how good the "my ex-man brought his new girlfriend" part is. It's like a modern day "they call me stacey".
Why does this horrible song even get better with time?
Jolie's Lips, do you genuinely believe that Maleficent was actually a good movie? Like had someone else played her and it turned out exactly the same, would you have praised it? Be honest.
Well, this is kind of an incorrect question since no one else could have carried Maleficent the way Angelina did. Like, she was the movie. Imagining someone else as Maleficent would be unthinkable. But the plot twist was kinda awesome and the cutting-the-wings scene was the best movie moment of 2014 soooooo yes, the movie was good.
She doesn't have one bad song 
It's a damn fairy story.