My duet song is going to be about two foreskin fetishists who are on a trip to brazil but forgot to get the Truvada prescription refilled so when they realize theres only 1 pill left, they're fighting over it because BOTH of them have grindr matches set up for the night. You might ask, okay why don't they just use condoms, BUT THEY'RE ALLERGIC to latex and sheepskin, poor them.
