[GreasyBruce]

So THIN and beautiful after TWO children

[Chemist]

Shakira is obvs over in the aglophone world tho

I hope she knows and understands this

[Chemist]

Originally posted by Aleks

Ugh what an undeniable classic.

Baby One More Time 4,301,792

[Aleks]

Originally posted by Chemist

Baby One More Time 4,301,792

BOMT and Toxic views are so impressive

90s classic, 00s classic, now she needs one this decade

[Chemist]

Lana Del Rey Just Delivered Perhaps Her Most Heart-Stopping Ballad Yet With New Single ‘Honeymoon’
....
Fashions, of course, come and go. On 'Honeymoon' Lana doesn't really push her style forward, but nor does she need to when the emotional thrills and spills are as cinematic and sublime as they are here. Album three can't come soon enough.

http://www.nme.com/blogs/nme-blogs/l...ngle-honeymoon

@ praise. Lana definitely won the critics back with Ultraviolence

[GreasyBruce]

Poor Localoncé

[Kworb]

Originally posted by Chemist

Shakira is obvs over in the aglophone world tho

I hope she knows and understands this

Shakira's hard at work on her 11th album, reports Spanish newspaper El Mundo, and it's going to feature a collaboration with Iggy Azalea.

[GreasyBruce]

Originally posted by Kworb

That rumour has been debunked. And she was supposedly working with LMFAO and RedOne for Shakpop and that never panned out.

A mess at Shakpop having a higher metacritic score than most pop girls' recent albums though. I feel like critics sometimes are afraid they will be perceived as racist if they say "this sucks, go back to Spanish music".

[Chemist]

Originally posted by Kworb

nn they also reported she was working with Akon and LMFAO for her last album

I'm sure she saw how tragic Pretty Girls ended up being

[Lein]

Waka Waka is bigger than any Beyst song

[Nicole]

@chartnews: WW sales: @shakira, Shakira 610,000.

• Album produced by mega hitmakers like Dr Luke, Cirkut, Billboard & Greg Kurstin
• Rihanna lesbian video for lead single
• Target deal w/ 2 Target commercials aired constantly on TV including for 40m people at the Grammys
• Crest commercial playing her single all over TV
• Activia commercial playing another single all over TV
• World Cup promo
• PerformanceS (plural) on The Voice
• Performance @ German Echo Awards
• Performances @ iHeart Radio Awards
• Performance @ BB Music Awards
• Performance on Fallon
• Performance on Today Show
• Performances @ Wango Tango
• Performance on Letterman
• Performance @ CMA
• Album constantly discounted to $7

And God knows what else

[lonnie]

Waka waka eh eh
Jangira ngira sangalewa it's time for Africa

[RickyH.]

Originally posted by Vin

Very true. Don't know what was going on with that "She Wolf" song. Boring, reductive trash. She's not a good American pop producer. She's a good Latin pop/indie producer. She needs to stick to her strengths and not try to produce an "American pop song," 'cause she's bad at it, like Gaga bad. Some people just can't produce good pop Americana. Luckily for Shakira, she's not pretentious and ugly like Gaga, so she'll have an unlimited amount of chances to win over the masses with her music.

Shakira will never be "over" like Gaga, who is truly over.

...Vin

welp

[Chemist]

Lana Del Rey’s just released the lead single from her upcoming third full-length, the title track called “Honeymoon” that she’s been teasing for quite some time. It’s a simmering, moonlit waltz that finds the 30-year-old’s vocals layered ethereally atop each other in eerie fashion. There’s something traditional about Del Rey’s songs in that they always manage to dip into the orchestrally driven tracks of the past while still sounding unquestionably new. “Honeymoon” is a bit buttoned-up, to be sure, but it’s a stellar taste of what LP3’s got in store later this fall.

http://www.spin.com/2015/07/lana-del...-watch-stream/

[Kworb]

I'll be ecstatic if she releases an album even a quarter as good as ¿DELL?

[Chemist]

Originally posted by Kworb

I'll be ecstatic if she releases an album even a quarter as good as ¿DELL?

DELL is impossible to top so..

[Lein]

[lonnie]

Shakira has such a high IQ
Speaks over 4 different language fluently
And is actually cultured
She wins.

[Vin]

Just listened to "Honeymoon." Christ, Lana Del Rey must be a real boring person to have sex with.

I bet she's the type to lay there and not make much noise. The type of woman that's so unresponsive, that you don't know if you should keep going or not because you're feeling rape-y while penetrating her. The worst kind of person. Kill her.

Seriously, who likes this s***?



...Vin

[GreasyBruce]

@chartnews: WW sales: @shakira, Shakira 610,000.

Old news. MediaTraffic already gave us a 900k figure. Most liked on FB always wins