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Originally posted by Sammi
Ikr? It speaks volumes about her relevance. But we'll still gather for the funeral.

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We should just do it and get it over with.
We are gathered here today to pay our respects to the dead career of Britney Jean Spears. It has been in vegetative state for the last 5 years and today we finally decided to turn off life support.
She leaves behind a handful of forgotten hits that get no recurrent airplay.
A legacy as the face of lipsynching.
A legacy as a cautionary tale about drugs in Hollywood.
