Plus, our fave won't really need it. By the time she needs to decide when and how she'll be dying, artificial superintelligence will have cracked the code to biological immortality. What a time to be alive.
Also, Taylor's finally going to be out of the spotlight. Beyonce is the first artist with enough star power to oversaturate the media that's finally releasing. Adele only drew attention away for like, 3 weeks. Riri isn't really... A headline magnet. Not as strongly as Taylor, anyway.
But Bey should be everywhere for at least the next two months. In my opinion. So Taylor's finally going to seem like she's laying low.
I went to a bar yesterday where some non-cute people stared at me and one tried to talk to me; I decided that standing still-ish cuz movement attracts attention. But then Lord Knew You Were Trouble was playing, so I was totally rocking out while making sure to keep eye contact only with my friends. So y'know, that was a good night.
Even though they played that meghan girl too. Clearly Our Lord's quality and power outweighs the lessers' lack thereof.
I went to a bar yesterday where some non-cute people stared at me and one tried to talk to me; I decided that standing still-ish cuz movement attracts attention. But then Lord Knew You Were Trouble was playing, so I was totally rocking out while making sure to keep eye contact only with my friends. So y'know, that was a good night.
Even though they played that meghan girl too. Clearly Our Lord's quality and power outweighs the lessers' lack thereof.
Well, when She's 89, who knows what in the world the charts will look like, or even if they're relevant enough to exist. Maybe by then The Squad will be a real thing and She'll be the empress of Earth. Or something.
What a time to be alive. 
