And now, hey, look everyone! It’s Emeli Sande! From that thing. You know, that thing. What’s it called? Oh yeah, that’s right - it’s Emeli Sande from LITERALLY EVERY BLOODY THING THAT HAPPENED THIS FLIPPING YEAR I MEAN JESUS CHRIST.
What appears to have happened here is that Rita Ora washed her Gloria Hunniford haircut at too high a temperature last night, and it shrank, and she sold it to Emeli Sande at a vastly reduced price
And now, hey, look everyone! It’s Emeli Sande! From that thing. You know, that thing. What’s it called? Oh yeah, that’s right - it’s Emeli Sande from LITERALLY EVERY BLOODY THING THAT HAPPENED THIS FLIPPING YEAR I MEAN JESUS CHRIST.
What appears to have happened here is that Rita Ora washed her Gloria Hunniford haircut at too high a temperature last night, and it shrank, and she sold it to Emeli Sande at a vastly reduced price.
Producer: "So, we've got a massive 10,000-seat arena booked for the final. We want FLASH. We want PIZAZZ. We want NON-STOP, EYE-BLEEDING SPECTACLE. Any ideas?"
Booker: "Emeli Sande's available to do a very quiet forgettable piano ballad without any sort of memorable backdrop."
Producer: "So, we've got a massive 10,000-seat arena booked for the final. We want FLASH. We want PIZAZZ. We want NON-STOP, EYE-BLEEDING SPECTACLE. Any ideas?"
Booker: "Emeli Sande's available to do a very quiet forgettable piano ballad without any sort of memorable backdrop."
