GOOGLE vs. YAHOO
REGINAGEORGE VENDETTA PRESENTS
GODgle answers all your prayers. Search it!
Two guys started it all in 1996. Why Google? Think "goggle," a searching, viewing, and protective device. Last year Google raked in over $29 million in revenue; Yahoo could never! Google is the best search engine and simple to use! Google logo changes everyday compared to Yahoo’s same boring logo.
Y? Ah? Hoo?…What-Hoe? Kids’ tool when it comes to search engine!
Yahoo! Ya-who? launched 2 years before Google yet obsolete in today’s world. Why is that? It has adequate search results but forgettable. Forget “ya” “WHO” and ask for “goo” “GO.” Jeeves agrees! Google’s a Go Engine not a slow engine. Compare Yahoo’s $6 billion to Google’s $29 billion, number never lies!
THEGEOKING MERIDIAN PRESENTS
Yahoo! Bitch! It’s better then the rest.
Yahoo! slays the competition. It has a built in notepad and an answer interface (Yahoo! Answers). Who else? Not Google. It produces relevant results and has quicker shortcuts to common queries then Google. It is underrated and should have 10x the amount of traffic then messy Google. Switch to Yahoo! today! 
Google is overused and overrated. If you want incorrect results and a messy interface, it’s perfect!
Google is the current most used search engine but clearly doesn't mean it’s the best. Google doesn't always produce direct answers. Proof? Type in "thegeoking on youtube" for "the choking on youtube". What is this damn mess? #Fail. In 10 years internet users’ll say: “Remember that crappy search engine Google?”
VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE SEARCH ENGINE!
GOOGLE or YAHOO
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