oh and the worst thing she kept saying was the "there is a disease sweeping the nation..... it's called SELFIEING D; YES SELFIEING IS A DISEASE!!!!!! O_O" all in a weird 'dramatic' cringeworthy voice it's like u take tragic selfies of ur middle-parted hair all the time hag
Then she replaced it with the "How do you say PIZZZZAAA in your language?!?!?? And selfie? It's the SAME?!?!?! " when she toured abroad. Ugh.
Then she replaced it with the "How do you say PIZZZZAAA in your language?!?!?? And selfie? It's the SAME?!?!?! " when she toured abroad. Ugh.
omg yes like binch u know selfie is the same in every language! (I think it's actually different in like Chinese or something but thats beside the point)
At least her humor wasn't as bad as Regina looking staring wide-eyed, gaping at the audience every night of her tour. "I ACTUALLY CAN'T BELIEVE I SOLD OUT AN ARENA!!! ON MY 50TH SHOW THIS IS STILL GENUINELY AMAZING AND SURPRISING TO MEEE!"
ugh I should've known back in 2011 she was a fake ass bitch
@Johnsuxx what did Hag talk about on the first night of the tour when she was forced to be authentic instead of rewinding her soccer mom script night after night
She had a beer and then tried to pretend she couldn't pronounce the name of the brand. Then she gave it to someone in the crowd, said she had a cold and that they could tell everyone 'Katy Perry made them sick!'
At least her humor wasn't as bad as Regina looking staring wide-eyed, gaping at the audience every night of her tour. "I ACTUALLY CAN'T BELIEVE I SOLD OUT AN ARENA!!! ON MY 50TH SHOW THIS IS STILL GENUINELY AMAZING AND SURPRISING TO MEEE!"
ugh I should've known back in 2011 she was a fake ass bitch
omg I remember watching the Speak Now Tour (I loved her at this time) and even then she pissed me off with the deer-in-the-headlights ;O look. She literally just stared gasping at the audience for a solid minute straight
oh this reminds me I wanna drag u all for saying she shouldn't sing IKAG in future.. wtf. it's one of her signature songs and she should sing it until it's nauseating to imagine her kissing a girl (when she's old)
like binch u know selfie is the same in every language! (I think it's actually different in like Chinese or something but thats beside the point)
the vocals the guitar the talent
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