Before we start, please stand up for the National Anthem of Hell, performed by the QUEEN of Hell
Madonna sold her soul to me after her career started to flop harder than Lotus, but not even generic, messy singles & tons of plastic surgery for her saggy **** & arms could save her commercial viability
TheSeenScene (Declare Independence) vs. Marnie (Pluto)
CHALLENGE: Find Bjork's worst song
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Originally posted by Hugamari
TSS, get your **** together. I mean, considering this is Bjork, it must be hard to pick out the shittiest of ****, but that is no excuse for not trying. Ethan: You are evil and manipulative because I felt like I was gaining schizophrenia when listening to Declare Independence. Pluto, however, is kinda cute and the beat is alright. I am giving Declare Independence the win. Try harder next time Marnie...if there is one. Hopefully not.
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Originally posted by AdamAL4
I never really liked Bjork, but both these songs made me want to become a potato, just because they have no ears. Being eaten by some random fat person would be worth it as long as I don’t have to listen to these songs ever again. In other words… well done on this one! However, I think Declare Independence Loss of Hearing is worse, so it wins.
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Originally posted by Arjun
TheSeenScene
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Originally posted by DripDrip
what kind of mess? Like really what did I just listen to? Sadly, I was able to get through Pluto only, because Declare Independence was just terrible in the start, it was like watching Nicki Minaj get an exorcism
- TheSeenScene Declare Independence.
WINNER: Declare Independence
Middle of Selena (Singh Is King-Tere Ore) vs. Katie (Anahi-Mi Delirio)
CHALLENGE: Find the best foreign language song possible with not a single English word spoken it in. For this challenge, submit the lyrics too so I know there's not a single "and" or "or" in there.
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Originally posted by Hugamari
Singh is King has so much Illuminati imagery it is sickening, that girl looks like a ****-star *****, and that guy is a clear closet case. The song is as trash as the garbage where the people in the music video got their clothes from. Also, Get It Over With put less people to sleep than this mess. This Mi Delirio looks like a Lady Gaga video, except it is half-way interesting. The girl, however, looks like she came from the same **** label as the other bitch MoS sent in. Same dump clothing, as well. Giving this to Mi Delirio.
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Originally posted by AdamAL4
I think you two forgot the part where it was supposed to be a good song. Personally, I’m judging really harshly already because I had to listen to so many bad songs already for judging, so I hate you all Back to the point, Katie wins because… I mean… what was that other one?
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Originally posted by Arjun
MiddleOfSelena
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Originally posted by Dripx2
Middle of Selena (Singh Is King-Tere Ore) vs. Katie (Anahi-Mi Delirio)
Tere Ore was the cheesiest song I've ever heard in any language , I thought it sound good at first but then I heard Mi Delirio and started bopping. You tried though MoS, but it just plain out sucked.
- Katie
WINNER: Mi Delirio
Johnrm (Fooled Me Again (Honest Eyes)) vs. KT&T(Stache)
CHALLENGE: Find Lady Gaga's best unreleased track (I mean something that got cut from her albums, anything from her Red & Blue EP does not count by the way).
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Originally posted by Hugamari
Bitches call Get It Over With boring, this Fooled Me Again mess must be...advanced stage boredom. I expected more from the biggest pop star in the world. Stache is a pot head anthem, but at least it is not boring, and I would actually consider using it, despite my less-than-stan status with Gaga. Stache wins this one.
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Originally posted by AdamAL4
My hatred for Stache is vast and immeasurable. I’m not even going to be subtly shady like I was last time because all these songs I’ve listened to so far are endlessly horrid. Congrats Beelz Bitches.
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Originally posted by Arjun
KT&T
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Originally posted by Drippy
If you really think Stache is a good song, and her best unreleased then I really hope you're not a fan cause that would be an embarassment. The song just screams trying way to hard. While Fooled Me Again, shows where she should be going into music.
- Johnrm - Fooled Me Again
WINNER:Fooled Me Again (Broke the tie)
slimSHADY (Clarkson-Tip Of My Tongue) vs. Kavish (Theory Of A Deadman-Not Meant To Be)
CHALLENGE: Find a song that is a "Potential Breakup Song" , basically a song where the singer is threatening to break up . This challenge is dedicated to me finding out potent breakup song= Potential Breakup Song by Aly & AJ. (No you cannot use PBS as your submission)
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Originally posted by Hugamari
Was Kelly always that basic? It sounds so cliché and uninspired. Same with that other song, and the music video was...meh. The guys voice is not even unique in any form. Theory Of A Deadman also sounds so tryhard. Speaking of try hard, did any of you do that? Probably not. I give this round to Tip Of My Tongue.
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Originally posted by AdamAL4
Tip of My Tongue actually works really well for this challenge, so it wins. But it was close. (by the way, sorry for my fail judging on this one, but I really have nothing to say
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Originally posted by Arjun
SlimShady
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Originally posted by DripSUS
I did not like the singing voice in "Not Meant To Live" , it just bugged me. I think that distracted me from actually listening to the song and getting some from it. Tip Of My Tongue wasn't THAT great either but it did sound better then Not Meant To Live.
- SlimSHADY - Tip Of My Tongue
WINNER: Tip of My Tongue
superben (Vogue) vs. Randall (Express Yourself)
CHALLENGE: Find Madonna's best music video
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Originally posted by Hugamari
Firstly, black and white videos are tacky and I HATE it when Beyoncé does it. This is Madonna, however; doesn't change the fact that it is super tacky. Secondly, considering this is the QUEEN of pop, I wanted something with more pizzazz. Luckily, Express This Way was not as boring. I also saw a half-naked guy at one point. I give this round to Express Yourself.
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Originally posted by AdamAL4
Vogue. Need I say more?
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Originally posted by Arjun
Superben
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Originally posted by DripLORD
Is Madonna wearing breast plate in Vogue? Just wondering. Anyways, I don't think any of these are her best music videos, I really think you two just when with her most iconic songs , but I'll judge anyways.Express Yourself really didn't make ANY sense at all, it really looked like someone just took the song and put it over a random music video.
superben - Vogue
WINNER: Vogue
Bahjat (Fiona Apple-Hot Knife) vs. Sunderland 4ever (Grizzly Bear-Yet Again)
CHALLENGE: As we all know, Adam enjoys irrelevant indie bands sticking it up to the man. In this challenge, find a song only a hipster/hippie kinda person would love (Example: "I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker"-Sandi Thorn)
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Originally posted by Hugamari
What the **** is Fiona saying? Something about hot messes or something? Maybe I am just confusing the words with the contestants. Anyway, I can see the hipster appeal. It seems like the type of song that I wouldn't "get" because I only listen to mainstream or something. Also, this Yet Again song seems dated...perfect. Lana's music sounds like it came from the early 1900's or something, and it is a hipster fave. Going with Yet Again because I actually kinda liked the Hot Knife song.
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Originally posted by AdamAL4
There are tons of non-hipsters who like Fiona Apple Although the number is decreasing… I listened to Yet Again and it’s pure look-how-indie-I-am-I-have-this-on-my-iPod, so that is the winner I might buy it
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Originally posted by Arjun
Bahjat
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Originally posted by FlopFlop
I don't really consider Fiona Apple and "hipster" act.....so I don't get why you submitted her in the first place. The song wasn't even that great, is that why you thought she was a hipster? Yet again goes with the challenge, and was miles better then Fiona. I mean if you're gonna go with her, you could have picked a way better song
CHALLENGE: Gwen Stefani's "Hollaback Girl" was a percussion heavy track with catty cheerleader calls that started a small musical trend. Find a song that resembles that musical structure (NOTE: the submission does not have to been released after Hollaback Girl).
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Originally posted by Hugamari
Ethan is a flop and Jolie's Lips would send a song about Lip Gloss. Giving it to Mickey because...it is like the definition of this challenge.
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Originally posted by AdamAL4
I can’t believe I’m letting anything by Lol Moma win but… I just like the song more than Hey Mickey.
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Originally posted by Arjun
Ethan
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Originally posted by DropDrop
Ugh, Mickey is such a jam is hurts. Like this just screams hit song. Love it. Lip Gloss is cute too, but sadly Jolie you went up a song like Mickey, and that was just way better then Lip Gloss.
Ethan - Mickey
WINNER:Mickey
TeamzuneXD (Snoop Dogg-Drop It Like It's Hot) vs. Evil-laugh (Spektor-Poor Little Rich Boy)
CHALLENGE: Find a song that embodies "minimalism", basically a song with sparse beats and melodies that relies on the vocal performance to carry it along.
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Originally posted by Hugamari
Pharell is a brilliant producer unfortunately. Also, don't a lot of older rap songs depend on the lyricism, rather than the pop-hop of today that is beat-dependent? Poor Little Rich Boy is cute, and it's more of a kinda beat dependent genre. I am giving it to Poor Little Rich Boy.
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Originally posted by AdamAL4
Man, when someone says relies on the vocal performance, I immediately think of Drop It Like It’s Hot too Although Drop It Like It’s Hot >>>>>, Poor Little Rich Boy fits the challenge better. Sorry, but really, since this is supposed to be hell.
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Originally posted by Arjun
TeamZuneXD
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Originally posted by Jeremy
Zune, I think you didn't understand what we were asking for this challenge cause that song had a PHAT beat, Regina Spektor always makes music that depends highly on vocal performances to carry the song, and she does it amazingly, so I'm glad you sent her in Evil-Laugh.
Evil-laugh - Poor Little Rich Boy
WINNER: Poor Little Rich Boy
****YesLovato (Flo Rida-Low) vs. Qwerty (Sexy & I Know It)
CHALLENGE: Find the worst song (in your opinion) that reached #1 in the U.S in the 21 century.
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Originally posted by Hugamari
I despire LMFAO. Grats on the win Qwerty. Try next time, ****YesLovato.
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Originally posted by AdamA:4
Low is at least a guilty pleasure. I mean, what the hell is Sexy and I Know It, anyways? I still am utterly baffled by the fact that song got any attention at all, much less hitting number 1. “Sexy” and I Know It wins.
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Originally posted by Arjun
****YesLovato
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Originally posted by FlipFlop
LOW IS A GREAT SONG WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT THAT IS MY FREAKING JAM.
What the **** is Fiona saying? Something about hot messes or something?
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Originally posted by FlopFlop
The song wasn't even that great, is that why you thought she was a hipster? Yet again goes with the challenge, and was miles better then Fiona. I mean if you're gonna go with her, you could have picked a way better song
what kind of mess? Like really what did I just listen to? Sadly, I was able to get through Pluto only, because Declare Independence was just terrible in the start, it was like watching Nicki Minaj get an exorcism 
, I thought it sound good at first but then I heard Mi Delirio and started bopping. You tried though MoS, but it just plain out sucked.
, but I'll judge anyways.Express Yourself really didn't make ANY sense at all, it really looked like someone just took the song and put it over a random music video. 
Although the number is decreasing… I listened to Yet Again and it’s pure look-how-indie-I-am-I-have-this-on-my-iPod, so that is the winner 
