RANDY
Judge #1: KT&T
Dj.
25
Dj. : Your joke is very typical with a punchline. I gave you a 7.5/10. Your poem would have been a 10 but it's not your original so you get a 9/10. I really like your dance video, one of the best rock songs. 8.5/10
strangergab
25
Strangergab: I sort of get your joke but it wasn't funny to me. 7.5/10. Your poem is very sad
![cries](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/ATRLSmilies/45ab1e3e.gif)
8.5/10. Cool video, great job finding it thought. I would have given a 9.5 but the quality is bad. 9/10
remeese
26.5
remeese: Your joke is hilarious but it involves young boys and penis?
![laugh](images/smilies/images/smilies/laugh.gif)
8/10 Your poem is original and I like it. Its sad and I beg for an answer "were you suicidal?" 9/10 Video is good quality and I like the song a lot. I've heard this song before just not with Ciara. You're lucky that I like Ciara or I would been an 8.5. I give you 9.5/10.
sticks!
25
sticks!: Your joke was okay. The last line is funny but I hate the idea of a woman with no arms or legs. 8.5/10. The poem is touching..are you watching something scenic or emotional setting? 8/10. Your video is cool, but you could have find a remix for the song. 8.5/10
satellites
25.5
Satellites: Your joke was kinda whack. What's a hippo clock? Typical of a mama joke.
![shake no](images/smilies/images/smilies/shakeno.gif)
7/10. The poem is very sad indeed 8.5/10. I LOVE LOVE your video; it brings back memories, love the song. 10/10
Tinker
25.5
Tinker:Very funny and dirty joke. I would hate to sit next to you. 8/10. I like the third line the best in the poem. The ending of it was lacking for me. 8.5/10. Hilarious video. Love it! Can't believe I've never seen this. 9/10
Brooke-lynn
26.5
Brooke-lynn: The joke is hilarious! Great job! The student is typical 9.5/10. Nice poem, very sweet, too sweet that it can be in a valentine card. 8.5/10. Your video is one of the oldies but still goodies
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Good job! Next time remix please.... 8.5/10
TinkerbellBrintey
27.5
TinkerbellBritney: That's a pretty good blonde joke. I was wondering how the clerk knows she's a blonde at first. 9.5/10. The poem is pretty much a mixture of sad and happiness. It's good. 8/10. Your video>>> What the hell is this? I meant that in a good way. LOve the song. 10/10
JimMyxcoRe
26
JimMyxcoRe: Joke is pretty good, Jimmy. I know something like this would be coming from you. 9/10. The poem was interesting, it gives out a positive message that a weary unlucky soul could see better things coming for him or her. 9/10. Your video is of Bad romance. I like the vid but c'mon you could have looked further. 8/10
Matty
26.5
Matty – Crude perhaps but funny nevertheless. Like it, great job! 9/10. Very interesting poem, really enjoyed reading this, should pursue more poem writing. 8.5/10. Ahhh this is one of favorite club bangers. Remembered a lot now of those times dancing to this at clubs. The “Drop Down Low” part always get to me. 9/10
![Eddie](http://i44.tinypic.com/10wpuzr.png)
MonsterRoco
28
MonsterRoco – Your joke was too short and failed to meet the requirements. But haha your joke was good. I get it!
![Fonso](images/smilies/suspicious.gif)
Makes me realize you live in the UK even more, not that I didn’t know before.
![rolleyes](http://www.atrl.net/forums/images/smilies/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif)
8/10. Your poem is very emotional and I found it amazing. Enjoy reading it a lot. 10/10. Whoah..This is my jam!!! Enough said, perfect! 10/10.
amandatheafter
24.5
Amandatheafter – Ahahaha, great. Funny and unoffensive. Very short though like MonsterRoco. Some points deduction there. 8/10. Interesting poem; kinda like stuff I would write. 8.5/10. The music video is not my type of music, but man he’s still the legend. Wished you bring it up to date cause I’m looking for music that I can dance too. 8/10.
ForrestFuller
24.5
ForrestFuller – Your joke is a random list but half of them I found funny. Shocked that those are real, but I’ve seen stuff like these before. 8.5/10. The poem was touching and it’s another of those positive love ones. 8.5/10. First of all, this video is way too long, second I want to dance right away not wait for awhile. Very good classic song and video though. Some deductions for length and not up to date like amandatheafter. 7.5/10
From a second judge
Dj.
Dj.
25
I gave you a 9 for the joke, as it did what it was supposed to do - it made me laugh.
I also liked the poem, although it did not make me want to cry whatsoever so I'll give it a 7.
I'll give you a 9 for the video, when it comes to dance music there's not many acts who deliver hits more consistently then the chemical brothers.
Strangergab
Strangergab
23
I didn't find your joke funny at all, either that or I just don't get it. 5.
The poem was good, perhaps a little clichéd. 8
I'll give you a 9 for the video, the dance was good and I love that song.
Remeese
Remeese
26
Your joke was very funny! Although perhaps a little inappropriate 8
I loved your poem. Finally, some dark raw emotion. 10
Good choice for the video, 8.
Sticks!
Sticks!
23
Your joke was funny, but also slightly distasteful. 8
I got nothing from your poem at all. I love poetry, and part of poetry is deciphering what the poet has put together. To me, yours was just a few random sentences placed together. I can't make any sense out of it. 5
Great video, that song was one of my favourites from last year. 10
satellites
satellites
24
I didn't find your joke funny at all. 5
I liked your poem, especially the last line. It was touching. 9
Great video, I *****d that song so much when it was released. Never understand why it did not do well. 10
Tinker
Tinker
24
I thought your joke was really original! 9
I liked your poem, because we all reflect upon ourselves and to me it highlights that. 9
I did not like the video, I've seen a similar one before. 5
Brooke-lynn
Brooke-lynn
20
I liked your joke, it was typical American humour but I appreciated it nonetheless. 8
Your poem was not at all original. This is also just a glorified love poem, nothing about it makes me feel sad. 6
For me your video does not meet the set criteria. 6
TinkerbellBritney
TinkerbellBritney
27
I really liked your joke! Being blonde I've heard so many of these before, I hadn't heard this one though 9
Great poem, which has tapped into a different kind of love/pain that other people here have overlooked. I can't think of anything more painful then losing a child 10
Great video, during the past decade very few people have compared to Britney when it comes to choreography. 8
JimMyxcoRe
JimMyxcoRe
27
Jimmy! Great joke you perverted little bitch 9
I liked the poem, you kept it simple. 8
There's only one word to desribe that video:PERFECT. 10
Matty
Matty
26
I didn't know where that joke was going to begin with... But it made laugh in the end! 8
Your poem was bleak, but I liked that. It was one that I looked over a few times, there's great depth to it. 10
Great video choice! 8
MonsterRoco
MonsterRoco
27
OMG! Totally unexpected but very funny 9
I really liked your poem. I wrote something similar to it before so it was easy for me to connect to. 9
One of the best dance track of recent years, great video choice! 9
amandatheafter
Amandatheafter
19
I hated your joke. It was stupid rather than funny. A little more effort would have gone a long way. 4
Not my kind of poetry, but I guess I could appreciate it. 7
Good song choice, I've never been a fan of Michael Jackson but I like this song, although I do prefer the Alien Ant Farm version... 8
Forrest
Forrestfuller
20
I felt that your joke was too long, and it was more like several jokes rather than 1. Cheating IMO 6
I liked you poem, although simple it was very sweet 8
Great video choice 8
Sunderland 4ever
Sunderland 4ever
24
Your joke was a little too long. It wasn't really that funny either, slightly immature IMO. 6
I thought your poem was really good. It's something that a lot of people can relate to, we all excapse through music from time to time. It comforts us. 10
Good video choice, it fits really well. I love that song. 8
SIMON:
Judge #3
Dj.
"21
Contestant: Dj
Joke: 7/10
Poem: 8/10
Video: 6/10"
Strangergab
"18
Contestant: Strangergab
Joke: 5/10 - I didn't really understand your joke
Poem: 6/10
Video: 7/10"
sticks!
"25
Contestant: Sticks
Joke: 8/10 - Pretty funny.
Poem: 8/10
Dance: 9/10"
satellites
"23
Contestant: Satellites
Joke: 6/10
Poem: 8/10
Dance: 9/10"
Tinker
"24
Contestant: Tinker
Joke: 10/10
Poem: 6/10
Dance: 8/10 - because it's entertaining"
Brooke-lynn
"21
Contestant: Brooke-lynn
Joke: 7/10
Poem: 7/10
Dance: 7/10"
TinkerbellBritney
"26
Contestant: TinkerbellBritney
Joke: 9/10
Poem: 8/10
Dance: 9/10 - Love this!"
JimMyxcoRe
"25
Contestant: Jimmyxcore
Joke: 8/10
Poem: 9/10 - This is pretty good! Your writing has a strong voice.
Dance: 8/10"
remeese
"24
Contestant: remeese
Joke: 8/10
Poem: 8/10
Dance: 8/10"
Matty
"26
Contestant: Matty
Joke: 8/10 - A bit crude but still funny.
Poem: 8/10
Dance: 10/10"
MonsterRoco
"28
Contestant: MonsterRoco
Joke: 10/10
Poem: 9/10 - Great job!
Dance: 9/10 - The remix is a little weird but it somehow works."
amandatheafter
"24
Contestant: amandatheafter
Joke: 7/10 - Funny but a little empty.
Poem: 8/10 - I love those lyrics, but they're not original
Dance: 9/10"
Forrest
"23
Contestant: Forrest
Joke: 6/10
Poem: 9/10
Dance: 8/10"