The first few times I heard "Birthday" I thought Katy said "Why don't you let me start the bite" when she says "why don't you let me stop by" and in the second verse when she say's "Pop your Pérignon" I thought it was "we can get it on".
Applause: One second diamond koons and suddenly the koons is me
G.U.Y: I'm gonna wear the tower
Partition : I only erfyoncergvfrtv knees pour up minute to dress up
Actual:
For you I'd give up all I own, and move to a communist country
If you came with me of course
And I'd file my nails, so they don't hurt you
Lose those pounds, and learn about futbol
If it made you stay, but you won't, but you won't
Heard:
For you I'd give up all I own, and move to a communist country
If you came with me of course
And I'd file my nails, so they don't hurt you
Lose those pounds, what about a fruit bowl?
I'm a maid you see. What bowl do you want? Bowl do you want?
I know im not the only one who thought this this but
Set Fire To The Rain i thought she was saying
"Watched it pour as i TORCHED your face" instead of touch. Relates to the fire theme
Actual lyrics: So beautiful, so wonderful; you need to know, you got it so.
What I misheard: So beautiful, so wonderful; you need to know, you got a toe.
I thought it was a Lonely Island-esque parody/joke song about letting a girl know she's got a camel.